Digital Anarchy Backdrop Designer 1.2.2

Digital Anarchy Backdrop Designer 1.2.2


Design your own backdrops.
Backdrop Designer provides a great new way of creating digital backgrounds for photography and other design mediums. Pick from hundreds of premade backdrops, or customize your own presets. This Photoshop plugin creates beautiful resolution-independent backdrops, very similar to those expensive muslin drapes you may currently have in your photography studio.

Choose a pattern

By using our 'Pattern Generation' technology, Backdrop Designer will create a patterned background at any size and resolution. To do so, pick a 'Texture' from an infinite variation of colors and patterns. Then add a 'Shadow' preset to simulate shadows and distortions, like drapery folds.

Change the pattern

Customize your presets with a variety of simple tools, like color sliders and opacity overlays. You can even create random variations of your composite, for more subtle changes. Then save your new pattern (if desired) and apply the digital backdrop to your photograph. It's as simple as it sounds!

Cool features of Backdrop Designer
We wanted to create a product that has the potential to revolutionize portrait photography. So we did!
Backdrop Designer provides an entirely new way of creating backgrounds that is exciting and liberating for your digital workflow. Here are some of the plugin's benefits.

>> Eliminate heavy props.
Why buy expensive, heavy muslin drapes? They're costly and difficult to lug around. With Backdrop Designer, you work light and mobile.

>> Decide after you've photographed.
Those physical backdrops commit you to a particular look BEFORE the photography session. But you never know what interesting and unexpected results will come from your model or client. In comparison, Backdrop Designer lets you decide on a background look AFTER the photo shoot.

>> Create any size or resolution.
Create your backdrops at any resolution, because Backdrop Designer is 'resolution independent'. This means that you can apply our digital backdrops to a file of any physical size or pixel resolution. The patterns will scale to the dimensions of your image, and will always give you a high quality render. Whether you apply Backdrop Designer to a 4 x 6 inch file or to a 12 x 20 foot file, your graphic will look sharp and color perfect.

>> Seamless, continuous textures.
Backdrop Designer's Textures and Shadows are 'continuous' and 'seamless'. The graphic repeats itself without showing a noticeable gap in its pattern. The pattern repeats itself, but not exactly in the same way, and that is how Backdrop Designer's textures look organic and varied, yet continuous.

>> Always think about render time!
Of course, as with any graphic that is pixel-based, the level of detail in a Backdrop will depend upon your pixel resolution (ppi). Your printed results will also vary depending upon the quality of your output device. Also, Backdrop Designer's render time depends upon the speed of your computer, and the size and resolution of your Photoshop file. Please remember to factor in these issues when you are working on a professional job.

Product specs
Backdrop Designer works with Photoshop 5.5 +higher, including CS3, and Photoshop Elements 2.0 +higher. Backdrop Designer runs natively on Intel Macs. This product *may* run on Vista 64-bit but we do not provide support.

> Operating Systems
Mac OS 10.4 Universal
Win 2000–XP Pro Vista 32-bit
> Host Applications
Photoshop 5.5–CS3
Elements 2.0–5.0

Compatibility with other apps
Corel Draw
Corel Rave
Corel PhotoPaint
Corel Painter
Canvas

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Fantasy Backgrounds Vol 3

Fantasy Backgrounds Vol 3


20 high-res and high detail backgrounds for poser or any other application that accepts JPG images , these background where rendered in vue 4 d'Esprit and postworked in Photoshop 5.5 LE This pack contains: 20 1500x1125 pixels , 300 dpi. Images. Enjoy!!

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iFoxSoft Photo Collage Platinum 2.04

iFoxSoft Photo Collage Platinum 2.04


Photo Collage is a graphics tool that is capable of creating eye-catching photo collages, desktop wallpaper, CD and DVD covers, and miscellaneous Web graphics. Photo Collage has various background pictures, mask templates and frame templates, you could add beautiful frame to photo, and merge photos seamlessly. Photo Collage is easiest to use, it gives you the ability to build photo collages quickly and effortlessly.
In addition to building photo collages, Photo Collage is also an image viewer, it includes function of locking folder, you could hide you private pictures from spy's eyes.

Here are some key features of "Photo Collage Platinum":

· Includes various background pictures, mask templates and frame templates, you could add beautiful frame to photo, and merge photos seamlessly.
· It is possible to arrange your favorite photos on a digital canvas without actually having to cut up real photo prints and glue them to poster board.
· It is easiest to use. With just a few clicks you can select your pictures, crop them, apply cool edge effects, add a beautiful frame to them, merge them seamlessly and position and layer them anyway you like.
· In addition to building photo collages, photo collage software is also an image viewer.
· The file can be saved as a multi-layer project for future editing.

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+2000 Logos Vector - Brands of the world

+2000 Logos Vector - Brands of the world


More than 2000 .ai files of the brands of the world.
To use dayly and no more vectorizing for big-brands logos

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OLYMPUS Studio 2.11

OLYMPUS Studio 2.11


OLYMPUS Studio 2 supports professional photographers and engaged amateurs to get perfect results out of the images within a minimum of time. The software provides various functions and powerful tools to assist your workflow, such as examining and selecting the best shot from a large number of images, searching for a desired image from folders and albums, editing and processing images you have shot, printing pictures, etc.

>> PC-Control of the Camera
>> Virtual Light Box
>> Easy Image Editing
>> Batch Processing
>> Intuitive Browse and Archive

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Portable Avanquest MyLogo Maker Professional 2.0

Portable Avanquest MyLogo Maker Professional 2.0


Do you want to create a professional logo for your new business or to refresh your current one for a better company image but lack the budget to outsource it to a design firm? MyLogoMaker will provide you with everything you need to create a compelling, unique logo without spending hundreds or thousands of dollars.
With over 500 design templates, 2,500 shapes, 10,000 fonts, and 6 million photos and images, MyLogoMaker makes it easy to create high-impact, premium quality logos for any business.

Benefits
Easy-to-use - just 5 minutes to learn the basics, hundreds of professionally designed templates, thousands of shapes, objects, and fonts, slogan and tagline collection, and more
Affordable - design, customize, and print a professional logo for just $29.95
Build a professional image - add your logo to your business cards, letterheads, brochures, product packaging, Web site, and more
Access to advanced design tools for easy customization - Shape Editor to create and customize your own shapes, professional color palette, image and text effects including invert, emboss, blur, drop shadow, transparency, gradient, and more
Superior font & text editing - polygonal, concave, circular, outline, or projective text styles, creative and professional fonts, rotate, scale, and align text
Design logos for ANY business - Beauty salon, daycare center, construction firm, interior designer, photographer, and more

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Adobe Ultra CS3 3.0.1055.0

Adobe Ultra CS3 3.0.1055.0


Adobe Ultra is a software application for creating chroma keys and virtual sets. It is intended for use with green (or blue) screens. Adobe Ultra CS3 software allows users to transform keying into a practical daily production tool for all types of video projects. Create highly realistic background composites with drag-and-drop simplicity, even from marginal video sources; customize virtual sets with convincing effects like virtual shadows and reflections; and output in broadcast quality to a wide range of advanced file formats.

Top features

Quick, effective keying
Transform keying into a practical daily production tool for all types of video projects with Adobe Ultra CS3 software. Create highly realistic background composites with drag-and-drop simplicity, even from marginal video sources. Ultra includes 12 virtual sets with alternate angles, motion tracking, and scaling to put your subject in the set, not just in front of it. Output in broadcast quality to a wide range of advanced file formats.

Ultra Virtual Sets Libraries
Use included virtual sets (additional libraries are sold separately) for dropping keyed footage into realistic-looking composites, and customize them with a wide range of effects including virtual shadows and reflections.

Flexible output options
Enjoy a wide range of output options,including DV, QuickTime, image sequence, and 24-bit or 32-bit AVIs with alpha channels for later compositing with Adobe Premiere Pro or After Effects software.
Program Name: Adobe Ultra CS3 v3.0.1055.0
Program Type: Video-editing
Developer: Adobe
Release Date: 2008
Interface Language: Multilingual
Platform: Windows XP, Vista (32bit)

System requirements:

WindowsIntel® Pentium® 4 (1.4GHz processor for DV; 3.4GHz processor for HDV), Intel Centrino®, Intel Xeon® (dual 2.8GHz processors for HD), or Intel Core™ Duo (or compatible) processor; SSE2-enabled processor required for AMD systems
Microsoft® Windows® XP Professional or Home Edition with Service Pack 2 or Windows Vista™ Home Premium, Business, Ultimate, or Enterprise (certified for 32-bit editions)
1GB of RAM for DV; 2GB of RAM for HDV and HD; more RAM recommended when running multiple components
23.5GB of available hard-disk space to install all components (up to 1GB of additional free space may be required during installation)
Dedicated 7,200 RPM hard drive for DV and HDV editing; striped disk array storage (RAID 0) for HD; SCSI disk subsystem preferred
Microsoft DirectX or ASIO compatible sound card
1,280x1,024 monitor resolution with 32-bit video card; Adobe recommended graphics card for GPU-accelerated playback
Some 3D features in Adobe Photoshop® CS3 Extended require a DirectX 9 capable graphics card with at least 64MB of VRAM; for OpenGL support, an Adobe After Effects® supported OpenGL 2.0 card (NVIDIA recommended)
For SD/HD workflows, an Adobe certified card for capture and export to tape
DVD-ROM drive
Blu-ray burner required for Blu-ray Disc creation
DVD+-R burner required for DVD creation
OHCI compatible IEEE 1394 port for DV and HDV capture, export to tape, and transmit to DV device
QuickTime 7.1.5 software required to use QuickTime features
Internet or phone connection required for product activation
Broadband Internet connection required for Adobe® Stock Photos* and other services

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Wedding Album Maker Gold 2.92

Wedding Album Maker Gold 2.92


Wedding Album Maker Gold can quickly and easily produce amazing wedding photo album DVD video disc and share your love story and excitement of your wedding day on home big screen TV with standard DVD player in the comfort of your living room.Create amazing DVD, VCD slideshows from your wedding photos, music - and burn them directly to a DVD or CD disc. Your family and friends can play your wedding slideshow discs on their TV with a DVD player, or on their computer.

With Wedding Album Maker, you'll create personalized discs that are as easy to use as an ordinary DVD. With more than 260 transition effects, you can easily share your love story and excitement of your wedding day with your friends and family.
With a few minutes of work, you'll have an eye-catching slide show that will run on nearly any DVD players. Wedding Album Maker supports over 260 amazing transition effects with Pan&Zoom effect. It also supports Art-clips for each photo slide which adds amazing special effects for your wedding slideshow.
Amazing easy-to-use, Wedding Album Maker Gold helps you make wedding photo album and make photo video DVD disc playable on TV with DVD player.
If you are like most people these days, you've got thousands of digital photos stored on your PC and Flash cards. Wouldn't it be nice if you could easily create a cool slide show and view it on your TV with family and friends.
Using Wedding Album Maker Gold, you can create multiple photo album collections, add transitions between
your photos, add background music, and burn CD or DVD photo video discs playable on TV.
It's one of the most special days in your life. But the time leading up to it can be one of the most stressful. Now, you can enjoy your wedding photos on TV in your living room with your friends, family. You can share your memorable moments by sending your wedding DVD discs to your friends, family who cannot attend your wedding.

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Pixela ImageMixer CD-DVD Label Maker 3.14

Pixela ImageMixer CD-DVD Label Maker 3.14


With ImageMixer CD DVD Label Maker, you can create your own labels and jewel cases with the ultimate in ease and flexibility. Add your own, original art or use the free, eye catching templates. Wizards help you import album and song titles from audio play lists, making your final result an appealing visual arrangement. Supports many different stock labels and direct to disc print scribing.

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Fine Arts Toolbox 6.4

Fine Arts Toolbox 6.4


The easiest way to create rich artwork, photo collage, graphic designs, technical drawings, and much more.
The fastest way to edit your photos, make clips, paste them together, add text and custom graphics.
The coolest way to express your style.

Fine-tune the saturation, contrast and lightness of each clip. Move, scale and rotate the clips, add text and create rich graphics using lines, arcs, splines, curves, triangles, squares, rectangles, circles, pies, ellipses, polygons, stars, solids, bezier curves and shapes, and then adjust the colors, line weights and patterns.

Select any clips and graphics in your design to move, scale, rotate, place on top or behind other graphics.

Undo and redo your edits without limits.

Cut perfectly round clips out of your photos.

Add frames around your clips and customize the color and weight of each frame.

Add shadows under your pictures, text and graphics in one click.

Make your graphics surface appear round.

Design your photo album, illustrations, posters, brochures, flyers, graphs, charts, postcards, greeting cards, all sorts of labels, and even your business cards quickly and easily, and print the artwork on your printer.

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Maromedia Super Font Pack 4 of 20

Maromedia Super Font Pack 4 of 20


List of fonts:
3 the Hard way | 1942 report | Aerosol
Bolton Italic Outline | defeqto | Easy Street
Edo | Mosaic Outline | MUDSHAKE 83 | PANHEAD
PlainBlack Normal | Ruritania | rusted plastic
Saginaw Bold | the Poison | Times New Omen | ZallmanCaps

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Maromedia Super Font Pack 3 of 20

Maromedia Super Font Pack 3 of 20


List of fonts:
28 Days Later | ChopinScript | Defused Extended Bold
Distorted and Scratchy | Docteur Atomic | Dyers Eve
Freebooter Script | Malapropism | Pulse Sans
Sliced Juice

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Maromedia Super Font Pack 2 of 20

Maromedia Super Font Pack 2 of 20


List of fonts:
Abusive Pencil Hotel Coral Essex Kingthings Whizzbang
Kingthings Willow Kingthings Willowless Patagonian
RamRod Requiem Sketch Rockwell SociaLAnimaL
The Great Thunder Tin Doghouse Tiza
Underwood1913 Normal Underwood Champion

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Maromedia Super Font Pack 1 of 20

Maromedia Super Font Pack 1 of 20


List of fonts:
BROKEN GHOST Charles S. Cutter
DEATH FONT Gartentika Gommogravure Route 3
THURSTON Verdana Hand Victor

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Sidefx Houdini Master 9.1.244

Sidefx Houdini Master 9.1.244


Houdini Master is the most complete visual effects and animation solution available. This award-winning and production-proven product andles the most challenging shots without the need for additional plug-ins or an army of programmers. Film production facilities can rely on Houdini Master to help them create stunning feature film effects and character animation.

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Portrait Professional Max 6.3.5

Portrait Professional Max 6.3.5


Portrait Professional is new intelligent portrait airbrushing software that has been �?trained’ in human beauty. It lets you improve your photos instantly, just by moving sliders. With Portrait Professional, it’s incredibly easy and fast to:

* Subtly reshape all or any aspect of the face to make it more attractive
* Fix skin blemishes such as spots or pimples
* Reduce and/or remove wrinkles
* Remove grease, sweat or unsightly shine highlights from the skin
* Adjust the lighting on the face to make it more flattering
* Remove red eye
* Whiten teeth and eyes.

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Portable eBook Edit Pro 3.31

Portable eBook Edit Pro 3.31


eBook Edit Pro is windows based software designed to help you easily create eBooks. eBook Edit Pro takes HTML pages and compiles them into a self-contained executable file.

What is eBook Edit Pro?
Simply put, eBook Edit Pro is software that takes HTML files and creates a single executable file that resembles a web-browser. Unlike HTML pages, your newly created eBook is secure when packed into this form. The software uses easy to navigate step-by-step tabs to guide you through the eBook generating process.

Why use HTML files instead of text, doc, pdf, etc?
HTML format provides you with the greatest amount of flexibility, interactivity and customization options. Using HTML to create your eBook allows you to interact with your readers by using tools like audio, video, javascript, flash and much more. By utilizing HTML you are also using the most current technology. As technology evolves, so will your eBook.

What kind of eBooks can I create?
Don't let the name "eBook" fool you. Virtually any type of digital product can be created. Here are some ideas to get you started:

* Novels
* Childrens Books
* Digital Catalogs
* User Manuals
* Tutorials
* How-to Guides
* Recipe eBook

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Portable Able Photo Resizer 2.2.5.8

Portable Able Photo Resizer 2.2.5.8


Able Photo Resizer is a simple, quick and easy tool to resize (reduce or enlarge) any single or batches of photos or images for the purpose of sending it by email, publish it on the web or just to save space on your hard drive.

Resize your digital photo images in three easy steps!

Select the image you would like to resize with.
Select the size you would like your new image to be.
Select destination directories for the resized photos.

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AcroPlot Pro 2008.5.20

AcroPlot Pro 2008.5.20


AcroPlot Pro is the next generation in digital CAD conversion software. With the capability to convert an extensive list of file formats and the flexibility to create both the Portable Document Format (PDF) and the Drawing Web Format (DWF), AcroPlot Pro will serve as a nexus for CAD Professionals everywhere.

Includes a full version of the PDF Printer Driver to create PDF files from any application.

Converts all major office, various CAD, and graphics formats.

Create single or multi-paged PDF and DWF files.

Merge existing DWF files into one multi-paged DWF 6 files.

Full support for AutoCAD 14 and newer. Also supports all vertical applications including ADT, MDT, LDDT, and Map.

Powerful built-in viewer allows users to create and convert without AutoCAD installed!

Convert legacy PLT, TIFF, CALS, and GP4 files to either DWF or PDF.

Automatic rotation of PLT and graphics files ensures the proper orientation every time.

Built-in engineering paper sizes and complete customizable paper sizes insures that output can meet any standard or requirement.

Includes the AcroPlot Jr. program also for conversion from inside of AutoCAD

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VueScan Professional Edition 8.4.73

VueScan Professional Edition 8.4.73


VueScan supports over 750 flatbed and film scanners and 142 digital camera raw file types, and is available for Mac OS X, Windows and Linux.
It automatically adjusts images to optimum color balance, which reduces the need to manually do this in Photoshop.
VueScan includes built-in color calibration of scanners, producing colors that look true to life.
Supporting more than 100 brands of negative film, VueScan offers options for scanning faded slides and prints, batch scanning, IT8 color calibration and other advanced scanning features.

VueScan and SilverFast are the two leading multi-vendor scanner programs.
Some differences are:

Supported scanners - VueScan supports 750 scanners and SilverFast supports 289 scanners.
Universal Binary - VueScan runs faster on Intel Macs because it is a universal binary. Silverfast is an older PowerPC program that runs slower on Intel Macs (it has a universal binary launcher, but the SilverFast plugin is PowerPC only).
Multi-processor - VueScan runs faster on multi-processor systems (including multi-core systems) on Windows, Mac OS X and Linux. Silverfast doesn't have multi-processor support and is slower.
Number of scanners - a single copy of VueScan can work with all supported scanners, but you need to purchase and install a separate copy of SilverFast for each scanner you use.
Film scanning - VueScan is widely acknowledged to produce superior scans of color negative film.
Infrared cleaning - VueScan supports on all scanners with an infrared lamp, SilverFast doesn't support on any Canon scanners and on some Epson scanners.
2 GByte scans - VueScan can do high-resolution scans that produce more than 2 GBytes of scan data, SilverFast can't. This is useful when scanning 4x5 or 8x10 film.
Ease of use - VueScan has a simpler, more consistent user interface than SilverFast, and is easier to learn, easier to use, and more productive for batch scanning.

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Dreamweaver CS4 Beta

Dreamweaver CS4 Beta


Adobe® Dreamweaver® software is the ideal tool for web designers, coders, and application developers of all levels. Enhanced coding functions make it a breeze to navigate through complex site pages at design time. Improved layout tools bring expedited workflows, from comp conception to client approval. Innovations throughout the Dreamweaver beta can help teams and individual developers alike reach the next level in performance and functionality. Download the prerelease of the next version of Dreamweaver now and send us your feedback. The Dreamweaver beta will expire soon after the next version of Dreamweaver is available for purchase.

New Features
The top new features of the next version of Dreamweaver include:
Live View
View your web pages under real-world browser conditions with the new Live View in Dreamweaver - while still retaining direct access to the code. The new rendering mode, which uses the open source rendering engine WebKit, displays your designs like a standards-based browser.
Related Files
Manage the various files that make up the modern web page more efficiently in Dreamweaver. The Related Files feature displays all the documents associated with your current page, whether CSS, JavaScript, PHP, or XML, in a bar along the top of your document.
Code Navigator
The new Code Navigator pop-up window shows you all the code sources that affect your current selection. A click in either Code or Design view brings up the Code Navigator pop-up, which displays CSS rules, server-side includes, external JavaScript functions, Dreamweaver templates, Library files, iframe source files, and more.
CSS best practices
The Property inspector’s new CSS tab shows the styles for the current selection as well as all the applicable CSS rules. Hover over any property to view a tool tip with jargon-free English explanations of CSS principles. New CSS rules can be created and applied in the Property inspector panel and stored in the same document or an external style sheet.
Code hinting for Ajax and JavaScript frameworks
Write JavaScript more quickly and accurately with improved support for JavaScript core objects and primitive data types. Work with popular JavaScript frameworks including jQuery, Prototype, and Spry.
HTML data sets
With HTML data sets functionality, you can create your data in a standard HTML table, a series of div tags, or even an unordered list and then choose Insert > Spry > Spry Data Set to integrate that data into a dynamic table on the page with sortable columns, a master-detail layout, or other sophisticated displays.
Photoshop Smart Objects
Photoshop and Dreamweaver integration has evolved to the next level of compatibility and functionality. Drag and drop an Adobe Photoshop® PSD file into a Dreamweaver page to create an image Smart Object.
Subversion integration
Dreamweaver integrates Subversion software for a more robust check-in/check-out experience with file versioning, rollback, and more. Once you’ve defined Subversion as your version control system, you can update your site to get the latest versions of its pages directly from within Dreamweaver; no third-party utility or command-line interface is required.
Adobe® AIR™ authoring support
Create multiplatform desktop applications from your Dreamweaver HTML and JavaScript sites with new Adobe AIR™ authoring support.
New user interface
Work faster and smarter across Dreamweaver and other components of the next version of Adobe Creative Suite® thanks to a new level of integration and common user interface elements.

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WinPhotoSliderShow 6.0.0.3

WinPhotoSliderShow 6.0.0.3


WinPhotoSliderShow is an 1-2-3 easy-to-use and powerful photos slide show tool. It share your digital photos, and transform them into amazing musical PhotoShows(Also screen saver).Just by click "add photos","add audios", and then "make" buttons.WinPhotoSliderShow will creates slide-shows with these photos,audios, and up to 500+ transition effects.

WinPhotoSliderShow supports input all image formats: jpeg,jpg,png, gif, tiff, bmp etc, support all audio formats: wav, mp3, 3gp, wma. Main feature of WinPhotoSliderShow is:
1. You can select as many as 34 output slide-shows formats.Which can used for your Web site(swf flv gif), mobile (NOKIA SONY)cell phones(.3gp .mp4 etc), MS Avi, media DVDs(MPEG), sony PSP(PSP), ipod and more.
2. You can choose your favorite settings for any output format. Besides, you can choose to resize output files to predefined or custom resolution and choose aspect ratio.In a word, WinPhotoSliderShow makes effort to show your photos better.

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Better JPEG 1.7.2.1

Better JPEG 1.7.2.1


The JPEG image format is inherently lossy. Because of this, each edit and subsequent recompression of JPEG images in general purpose image editors, such as Adobe Photoshop, results in a progressive degradation of image quality. Fortunately there is, in most cases, a way to avoid this unnecessary recompression. If you just need to quickly process a group of JPEG photos from your latest vacation - rotate, crop, remove red-eye, imprint date or comments - you do not need to compromise on image quality. Better JPEG is a batch JPEG editor that can do all of this without unnecessary loss of image quality.

Features:
* Lossless Transformations - Rotation, Flip
* Lossless Crop (free, fixed aspect, fixed size, predefined and user-defined aspects and sizes), composition guidelines (diagonals, golden mean, rule of thirds)
* Lossless Canvas Enlargement
* Highly Customizable Lossless Date/EXIF Info/Text insertion (position, font, size, color, background, language, format, etc.)
* Advanced Lossless Red Eye Removal (anti-aliasing, adjustable size, sensitivity, darkening)
* Copy/Paste to and from an external editor for local retouching without full recompression (lossless)
* Batch image processing
* Multi-level Undo/Redo
* Metadata preservation
* Compression optimization

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MIRROR

Nero Photo Show 5 Deluxe + Theme Packs

Looking for something more than a conventional photo slideshow maker? Nero PhotoShow Deluxe 5 brings it all together. As you can see from the extensive list of features below, one complete package includes all you need to easily manage, edit and share your digital photos and videos, and transform them into entertaining musical PhotoShows.
* Now enjoy even more music, animations, and effects
* Create PhotoShows with more photos and videos
* Touch-up photos like a pro with enhanced tools
* Edit and share video clips
* One year FREE Premium personal web page to share memories
* Easy to use interface & tools
* Create fantastic PhotoShows with music, captions and effects
* 88 One Click Styles help you tell your story
* Burn PhotoShows onto DVDs to watch on TV
* One year free subscription to your own personal web page
* Video clip editing & sharing
* 50% more music from great artists
* Windows Vista™ ready
* Much, much more

Enhance the fun and creativity of your PhotoShow with PhotoShow Theme Packs. Theme Packs include dozens of clip art animations that turn your PhotoShows into holiday greetings, graduation celebrations, declarations of love, and more. Compatible with all versions of the PhotoShow software.
* Collegiate Theme Pack
* Comic Strip Theme Pack
* Holiday Theme Pack
* Kids Theme Pack
* Love Theme Pack
* Patriot Theme Pack
* Sayings Theme Pack
* Quotes Theme Pack
* Zinger Theme Pack (NEW)

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Ulead PhotoImpact X3

Ulead PhotoImpact X3 combines full-featured photo editing with inspiring photo projects and amazing digital art to
make digital photography and image creativity fun, fast and easy.
Choose powerful yet easy-to-use tools and share in your photos, greeting cards, labels, calendars, prints, email and
more. My Workspace fits the program layout to your style. Advanced features match today's sophisticated cameras.
Extensive creative tools help you realize your vision. Whether you're new to digital photography or want to take
creative expression to the next level, PhotoImpact makes professional image editing easy.

Features:

- Easy & Fast ExpressFix Mode. Automated enhancements and easy-to-understand options put the tools you need at
your fingertips!.

- Take Your Photos to New Places. Use easy wizards to create fun photo projects and gifts. Choose from over 200 customizable
templates for a wide range of ways to share your pictures.

- Corel Painter Essentials 3 Full Version

-BONUS! Corel MediaOne™ Plus* Digital Media Management. Keep track of all your digital images with this complete media
management suite. Import, tag and sort your photos and video, and find any image fast..

System Requirements

Intel® Pentium® III, AMD® Athlon™ 800 or above CPU
512 MB RAM (for Windows® XP), 1 GB RAM (for Windows Vista™)
Windows® XP Service Pack 2 Home Edition / Professional, Windows® XP Media Center Edition, Windows® XP Professional x64
Edition, Windows Vista™ Operating System
750 MB available hard drive space for main program and content files
An additional 320 MB available hard drive space for bonus programs
True Color or Hi-Color display adapter with 1024x768 resolutions or higher
CD-ROM Drive
File Format Support
001, BMP, CLP, CUR, DCS, DCX, EPS, FAX, FPX, GIF, ICO, IFF, IMG, JP2, JPC, JPG, MAC, MSP, PBM, PCD, PCT, PCX, PEF, PGM,
PIC, PNG, PPM, PSD, PSP, PXR, RAS, SCI, SCT, SHG, SVG (output), TGA, TIF, UFO, UFP, WBMP, WMF

Digital Device Support

Digital cameras, USB card readers, TWAIN/WIA compliant scanners
Pressure-sensitive graphics tablets
RAW Format Support
ARW, BAY, CR2, CRW, CS1, DCR, DNG, ERF, FFF, HDR, K25, KDC, MEF, MOS, MRW, NEF, ORF, PEF, PNM, RAF, RAW, SR2, SRF, STI, X3F

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CyberLink LabelPrint 2.00.502 Portable

CyberLink LabelPrint 2.00.502 Portable


CyberLink LabelPrint is an intuitive application that lets you design and print stylish CD/DVD labels in four easy steps. Just select your template type, disc information, text layout, background image, and print destination. LabelPrint supports layout and printing on a broad range of templates from leading label brands.

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Microsoft Pro-Photo Tools 1.0.0.0

Tools for editing metadata in photographs including latitude, longitude, and other location details
Microsoft Pro Photo Tools was designed to provide a set of tools for photographers to perform various tasks with their images—including RAW captures.

The current version enables you to quickly geotag your photos, view and edit metadata, and more, leveraging the power of Windows and Microsoft Live Local.

Here are some key features of "Microsoft Pro Photo Tools":

· Geotagging with flexibility
As geotagging gains popularity, photographers want to be able to quickly identify the location for their images. With Pro Photo Tools, you can gather location information from a variety of sources and apply it to the metadata in your images.

· Determine location name automatically
With Pro Photo Tools, you can automatically apply the actual name of the location where a photo was taken based on the GPS coordinates. Instead of numbers, you'll have the "real" names, and that information can then be saved in the metadata for your photos.

· Determine GPS coordinates from location name
Just because you haven't always had a GPS receiver doesn't mean you can't assign GPS coordinates to your photos. In fact, using the power of Microsoft
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Black & White * 2008 * M/CCE * NTSC full Hd

DVD Information

Genre............: Drama / Thriller
Distributor......: zEROS
Year.............: 2008
IMDb Link........: CODE

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1206283/


Cast.............: Anil Kapoor, Anurag Sinha, Shefali Chhaiya

Ripper...........: FarooqBhai
Source...........: DVD9 (from my own collection)

DVD Format.......: NTSC
DVD Size.........: 4.37 GB
Encoder used.....: CCE SP2 & others
Sample...........: Black or White

Screen Format....: Widescreen Anamorphic (16:9)
Running Time.....: ~ 134 mins
Audio Language...: Hindi
Audio Format.....: Dolby Digital 5.1 AC3 Surround Sound
Subtitles........: English

Menus............: [ ] Intact Main Menu
[X] All Stilled without audio

Video............: [X] Re-Encoded (Manual 2VBR passes)

DVD Extras.......: [ ] Intact
[X] Stripped (all extras)
[ ] None on source

Note From original Ripper


Please use IMGBURN to convert to .ISO format if you
wish & then use IMGBURN to burn to disc. Nero sucks!

Otherwise, burn this DVD as you normally do.

My Notes:

1 - Aspect Ratio correction. Source was so
so so sooooo bad.

2 - Colours here were good...nothing done.

3 - Sharpening was actually pointless, so I did
use a little more than I normally have.

4 - Denoised as always.

5 - Took out all the extras from the disc. So basically I
have given you a bunch of bitrate for the movie. Those
who wanted the extras can please fill out a complaint form
and give it to cool.gal (Zaina) - she is the president of
Human Resources Department.

7 - Bitrate: 4104

8 - Some scenes have hard-coded English subtitles. We
have taken care of those problems so when people who
select subtitles for English, will NOT see double subs on
the screen.

9 - However, I forgot to disable the buttons for the extra
features. Sorry for that. Just remember, there is
nothing here but the movie...


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Black & White 2008 Pre-DVDRIP 700MB Xvid

Black & White 2008 Pre-DVDRIP 700MB Xvid



Movie Name : Black & White
Year of Release : 2008
Release Date : 7 March 2008
Genre : Drama

Banner : Mukta Arts Entertainment


Director : Subhash Ghai
Cast : Aditi Sharma, Habib Tanvir, Anil Kapoor, Shefali Shah, Anurag Sinha
Music Director : Sukhwinder Singh
Lyricist : Ibrahim Ashq
Editor : Amitabh Shukla
Art Director : Leela Chanda
Audiography : Rakesh Ranjan
Playback Singer : Udit Narayan, Jagjit Singh, Sukhwinder Singh, Sadhana Sargam, Shreya Ghosal, Hans Raj Hans
Publicity Designer : Rahul Nanda, Himanshu Nanda
Associate Director : Shilpi Dasgupta
First Assistant Director : Anshuman Jha

Synopsis :
What does 'BLACK AND WHITE' mean? Two colours ? Two Extremes? Two polarities? Obviously about contrasts, 'BLACK AND WHITE' epitomises the 'black and white' psyche- a psyche that refuses to see shades beyond the two. A mind that is literally 'colour-blind'.

Imagine when the colours of rainbow confront a man whose mind has always been conditioned to see only black and white. It is nothing short of an 'earth-shaking experience'.same can be said of my experience while making such a realistic film-which confronted my psyche with new never-before nuances- be it the story ,the characters, theconflict,the drama or the final resolution.

It has left me emotionally elevated- different kind of elation from mainstream cinema.

'BLACK AND WHITE' is an emotional Drama that entertains for sure but leaves the audience with a lofty message for all humanity- in search of harmony amidst diversity. In that sense,'BLACK AND WHITE' is an idea whose time has come. Just what the world needs, perhaps.And when a thought-provoking theme such as this one comes straight from the heart, it holds a special place in my mindscape as it has filled my world with so many colours!



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MISC. SMS

[b]Numeric
:-0 hbtu 0-: happy birthday to you
@WRK At work
2bctnd to be continued.
2d4 to die for
2g4u to good for you
2l8 too late
2WIMC To whom it may concern
4e forever
4yeo for your eyes only
2Ht2Hndl Too hot to handle.


AAM As a matter of fact.
AB Ah Bless!
ADctd2uv Addicted to Love
AFAIK As far as I know
AKA Also known as
ALlWanIsU All I want is You
AML All my love
ASAP As soon as possible
ATB All the best
ATW At the weekend
AWHFY Are we having fun yet


BTW By the way
B4 Before
BBFN Bye Bye for now.
BBS Be back soon
BBSD Be back soon darling
BCNU Be seein' you
BF Boy Friend
BGWM Be gentle with me (please)
BRB Be right back


Cm Call me
Cu See you
CUIMD See you in my dreams
Cul See you later
CUL8R See you later
C


Dk Don't know
Dur? Do you remember
E2eg Ear to ear grin
EOD End of discussion
EOL End of lecture
F? Friends
F2F face to face
F2T Free to talk
FITB Fill in the Blank
FYEO For your eyes only.
FYA For your amusement
FYI For your information


GF Girlfirend
GG Good Game
GMeSumLuvin Give me some loving!
Gr8 Great
GSOH Good Salary, Own Home
GTSY Glad to see you
h2cus Hope to see you soon
H8 Hate
HAGN Have a good night
HAND Have a nice day
HldMeCls Hold me close
Ht4U Hot for You
H&K Hugs and Kisses

IDK I dont know
IGotUBabe Ive got you Babe
IIRC If I recall correctly
IMHO In my humble opinion
IMI I mean it
ILU I love You
IMBLuv It must be Love
IOW In other words...
IOU I owe you
IUSS If you say so

J4F just for fun
JFK Just for kicks
JstCllMe Just call Me
KC keep cool
KHUF know how you feel
KIT Keep in touch
KOTC Kiss on the cheek
KOTL Kiss on the lips

L8 Late
L8r Later
Lol laughing out loud
LTNC Long time no see
LtsGt2gthr Lets get together


M$ULkeCrZ Miss you like Crazy!
M8 mate
MC merry Christmas
MGB May God Bless
Mob Mobile
MYOB Mind your own Business

NA No access
NC No comment
NE Any
NE1 Anyone
No1 No-One
NWO No way out


O4U only for you
OIC Oh, I see.
OTOH On the other hand

PPL People
PCM Please call me


QT Cutie


R Are
RMB Ring my Bell
ROTFL Roll on the floor laughing
RU? Are you?
RUOK? Are you Ok?

SC Stay cool
SETE Smiling Ear to Ear
SO Significant Other
SOL sooner or later
SME1 Some One
SRY Sorry
SWALK Sent with a loving Kiss
SWG Scientific Wild Guess

T+ Think positive
T2ul Talk to you later
TDTU Totally devoted to you
Thx Thanks
T2Go Time to Go
TIC Tounge in Cheek
TMIY Take me Im yours
TTFN Ta ta for now.
THX40 Thanks for nothing!
TIC Tongue in cheek
TTFN Ta-Ta For Now!
TTYL Talk To You Later


U You
UR Y ou are
URT1 Your are the one
U2 You Too
U4E Yours For Ever


VRI Very
V

W4u Waiting for you
WAN2 Want to
WLUMRyMe Will you marry Me?
WRT With respect to
WUWH Wish you were here
W8 Wait
WAG Wild ass guess
WB Welcome Back
WTG Way to go!
WUF Where are you from?

X! Typical Woman
X Kiss
XclusvlyUrs Exclusively Yours

Y! Typical Man
YBS You'll be Sorry


Z
Zu Zoo




tanhai mein apki yaad aayi,tanhai mitane ko humne 1 cigrate sulgai,par jane kaise qayamat ho gayee ke dhooey ne bhi apki tadvir banayee.

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.. itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho.. kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!

Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand bola.... 12036 entries found !

Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to sntra tha, pass jake dekha to sntra tha, chil ke dekha to bhi sntra tha, Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha. Wah kya sntra tha !

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !

Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Moti hamar kutte ka naam !

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !

Osama Bin Laden's favourite song : " mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod ayamein W.T.C. tod aaya... "

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!

unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !

Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota , hur musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota ,milte hai bahut log is tanha zindagi me ,pur koi dost tumsa pyara nahi hota.

Ek Ladka Ladki ... aha !!Raat Ke Andhere me ... aha !!Jhaadi ke piche ... aha !!Daba Daba ke ... aha !!Chus Chus ke ... aha !!FROOTI pe rahe the ... aha !! ;-))

Yeh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hain,Ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hain,Khoon chus leti hain ladkon ka sara, tabhi toh inke Honth (lips) laal hote hain.

Wife : Agar Mai mar jaun to tum kya karoge ?Husband : Shayad mai mar jaunga.Wife : kyon ?Husband : Kabhi Kabhi zyada Khushi janleva hoti hai.

It must have been a very rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't rain, it was the sky who was crying bcoz it lost its most beautiful star and that was you.

Its not an achievement to make 100 Friends in a Year, but an achievement is to make a FRIEND for 100 years, n I know I've made ONE, that U.

Friends Come & Go.... me ?? NEVER !!I'll stay and trouble you as long as I Can. ;-))The Ants are behind You !! Why ???Bcoz you are so sweet :-).

A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out great for you today !!Good Morning, Have a Nice Day.

Do you like me as I am or do I have to pray GOD to ... Improve your taste ;-)).

Positive thinking is like this.A little bird in the sky, U look up n it shits in ur eye & u dont cry.U just thank GOD that Cows dont fly.

GALILEO: Great Mind.EINSTEIN: Genius Mind.NEWTON : Extraordinary Mind.BILL GATES: Brilliant Mind.ME : Master Mind.YOU : Never Mind.

She came at night, explored my body, got on of me, touced me, she bit, sucked, swalloed, when she was satisfied, she left, I was hurt... stupid Mosquito.

kismat kismat ki baat haiaaj din to kal kali raat haikabhi dhoop to kabhi barsat haiyeh message ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jab tak free sms ka saath hai.

Anewala Pal Jaane Wala Hai,Anewala Pal Jaane Wala Hai,Jitne Ho Sake Utne Sms Bhejdalo.Ek Mahine Baad Phir Se Charge Lagnewala Hai.

Barsenge Barsenge Kal Phir SMS barsenge,Tumhari Lakhon Muskaan Ke Khatir,Hum Dedh Rupiya Bhi Karchenge.

Darde Dil Mein Gam Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hain, Ab To Tanhayi Aksar Humse Milti Hai,Aapne Bandh Kiya Jabse SMS Karna, Mobile Ki Battery Jyada Chalti Hai.

Voices by different countries women during sex...USA : Yeah.....Yeah....UK : C'mon baby.....India: Uyi Maa...Pak : Bhai Jaan....Dhirese..Ammi Jag Jyegi...

Zandu Balm,Zandu Balm,Gote karde Jam,Lund ki Khujli Dur Kare,Chut ko De Aaram,Zandu Balm, Zandu Balm..

Miranda Condom: Zor ka Jhatka Dhire Se LageMRF Condom: Extra Rubber Extra MilageMOOV Condom: Aah se Aaha TakIODEX Condom: Andar Tak Jaye Aaram Dilaye

Miya aur bibi me bhayanak jhagda ho gaya.Miya gusse se titmilata hua chillaya- gaand maar doonga!!!Bibi boli:"Aage ki to sochte nahin, bus peeche pade rehte ho.."

Once a elephant asked a camel:"Why do u have boobs on ur back?"Camel replied:"thats a fucking good question from someone with a dick on his face."

Laloo bada chalak hai, 9 bacho ka baap hai,loloo bada nirala hai,Daswe aanewala hai,ye andar ki baat hai, isme atal ka haath hai....

Zindagi mein tum bahut AAGE jaooge....kyunki tum jahan bi jaaoge,log kahenge....................chal chal......AAGE jaa!!

Maine poocha chandse ke dekha hein kahin,mere yaar sahaseen,Chand na kaha," Gandu!!! Itane upar se kya GHANTA dikhega?"

Dosti karo collegewali se,Pyar karo officewali se,Programme karo padoswali se,Ankh ladao sali se,love karo dil wali se,aur maar khao Gharwali se....

Bekabu hai dil firbhi jiye ja raha hu,khali hai botal firbhi piye ja raha hu,majburi to dekho is dil ki,reply nahin milta,firbhi SMS kiye ja raha hu..

Every morning U R the 1st thing that come 2 my mind. I wish I would start my day with U in my Bed. I Love Ur Feel to my Lips. U just make
my day. I Love You. NESCAFE :))

When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out of the way you are blocking my view.

People Live.. People Die.. People Laugh.. People Cry.. Some Give Up.. Some Will Try.. Some Say Hi.. Some Say Bye.. Others mayforget U but... Never Shall I ;;)

Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya :))

There is a meeting at Mental Hospital all doctors, nurses & attendents are present but meeting have not started Bcoz patient is busy in reading this SMS.

Take My Eyes but let me c u. Take my mind but let me think about u.Take my hand but let me touch u. But if u want to take my heart, its already with U.

Friends are like pieces of puzzle. If you lose one .. it will never be Complete again.Just want you to know you are one of the pieces, I cant afford to lose.

Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai.

My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).

Que : What is the similarity between Sardar n donkey ???Ans : Both look cute when they are young but they get into transport business when they grew up.

Difference between a hen and prostitute? Hen: Cock-a-doodle do. Pros: Any cock will do.

GIRL: Doc, my boobs are hard & aching. DOC: Let me see (feels them & makes faces) GIRL: DOC! Is it bad?!! DOC: Not only bad- it's contagious! My dick s hard & Aching!

Q. Why do orgasms exist? A. Because, otherwise people wouldn't know when to s fucking each other!!

Woman complaining to dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled!" Dentist: Decide so I can adjust the chair accordingly..!

Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes.

AGE OF BOOBS: 14 to 16 LEMON, 17 to 22 ORANGE 23 to 28 MANGO, 29 to 40 TENDER COCONUT, 41 to 55 USED PILLOW, 56 to 65 AIR REMOVED BALLOON.

3 Sardar were stroking there cock very fast n hard in restaurant. waitress: What the hell r u doin? Sardar:V r hungry & the menu says "FIRST CUM FIRST SERVE".

Newton's 3 laws. 1.Every man has a pole, woman has a hole 2.When pole enters hole, it produces a new soul 3.When hand in motion, it produces lotion.

Priest lost his COCK, asked during mass: Any1 got a cock? All men stood up. I mean anyone seen a cock? All women stood up. I meant any1 seen my cock? All nuns stood up.

What do u get when u have sex with a judge, banker & architect? Judge- Honourable discharge. Banker- Premature withdrawal. Architect- Illegal erection.

The 'F' rule:- Find her..., Friend her..., Flirt her..., Finger her..., F__k her..., Forget her.
Doctor says: A penis is the greatest breakfast because it has a mushroom head, a hotdog, 2 eggs and cream which provides all the nutrients 2 make women healthy.

Woman's prayer: Oh holy man, lay down with me on a holy bed, let your holy pole enter my holy hole so that your holy water can produce a holy soul...aaahhh.

What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.

Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex, love is respect and trust, accepting person with open legs and closed eyes, wet lips saying "push it more.."

Whats the difference btween a microwave oven and a woman? A microwave oven doesn't scream when u put a piece of meat in it.

A Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.

What is a kiss? Kiss is an enquiry in the 1st floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.

What is the height of safe SEX?....... person Masturbating with CONDOM on.

Why do women have their breast on ? Because if they had it down, the 'PUSSY' would drink all the milk !

Guy says: Remember the 1st time I used alcohol as a substitute for girl. Wat happen? Asked his friend. Guy: Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle.

5 road signs which best describe female organs 1.deep excavation 2. Slippery when wet 3. S on red signal 4. Slow down curves and hump 5. Men at work

A guy walks up to a sexy babe n asks her if she would like to take part in a magic trick. She said OK. He says lets go to my place we F__k and then I disappear.

Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I Press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let me suck u don't feel shy, in the braziers u will die

Man walked into ladies toilet. Lady who was inside shouted 'THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN'. The man, unzipping his pants said, 'THIS TOO'!

Mobile is the only thing that a man proudly says - Mine is smaller than yours!

I Tried Phone Sex Once, But The Holes Were Too Small.

Q: Why is the waist called a waist? A: Because anything below the tits & above the pussy is a "waste"!

A woman gave birth to 6 babies, on seeing this she got off the hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted, "I told u not to do in doggy style."

Girl says: Mom, our neighbor's son have penis like peanut. Mom: Is it too small? Girl: No, its salty!!

Dear lady subscribers: due to a fault in magnetic field and signals of our service your handsets will vibrate for one hour So keep it in your pussy & enjoy! *Customer Care*

God in his wisdom and His love,very often sends His angels down to walk with us.We know them best as Friends.......

Introduction is possible anytime,Love is possible sometime.Marriage is possible one time,but a sweet friend like u is possible once in a lifetime.

Friendship is a promise made in the heart...Silent.Unwritten....Unbreakable by distance...Unchangeable by time...

C the sky,U will C God's grace;C the rain,U will dance once again;C the moon,U will C the depth of the lake;C the mirror,U will see God's greatest asset.

I ask God 2 make U happy,make U smile,guide u safely through every mile,Grant u wealth,Give u health,And most of all give u strong memoryso u don't 4get me.

Dreams visit us when we are asleep - but God is truly wise.He wakes us each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true.

A friend is a gift, a gift to share.A gift from a package marked handle with care.I want u to know that u are one of the best gifts i received.Take Care.

When U are feeling stressed & about to breakdown - my friend,just remember STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.It's a piece of cake!!!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U .........Zthe one who invented alphabetswas a genius, but he made a sillymistake bu keeping "U" & "I" so far.

ABC: Allways Be Careful; DEF : Dont Ever Forget (me)JKLM:Just keep loving MeNOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat u very well. ur loving XYZ.

Science has proved that sugar dissolves in water.So u please dont get wet in the rain, otherwise i will lose a sweet friend of mine!!!!!!

Aam hai Khatte, Angoor hai Meethe, Shayari sunnewale hain ULLU KE PATTHE

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, Tandurusti hai wahan

Telephone- humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone, aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun ???

Usne Kaha.. usney kaha, bas itni mulaqat bohaut hai ro ro key kaha, theharo abhi raat bohaut hai aansoo merey thum jaaein, to phir shouq sey jana aisey mein kahan jaogey, barsaat bohaut hai

Laajawaab Shayri.... tere hothon se lag kar yeh hawa sharab ban gayi aankhon se lag kar yeh hijaab ban gayi aur gaalon se lag kar yeh gulab ban gayi. sach hi kahti hai yeh duniya jaaneman ki mujh se mil kar tu laajawaab ho gayi

Pyaar Nahin... Har baat ka matlab inkaar nahin hota, Har jagah par baithana intezaar nahin hota, Yun to milti hai hazaron se nazrein, Har nazar ka milna pyaar nahin hota.

Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, Mumtaz toh marke dafan hui thi, tuzhe toh mein zinda dafnaunga.

Zindagi Ka Itihaas....... tujhse zindagi bhar pyar karne ka armaan hai mera, mujhe bhool mat jaana, ki main ban jaun itihaas tumhara.

AANSU....... AANSUO SE PALKE BHIGO LETA HOON YAAD TERI AATI HAI TO RO LETA HOON SOCHA KI BHOOLA DOO TUJHE MAGAR
HAR BAAR FAISLA BADAL DETA HOON

Loot Liya Husn Walon Ne...... Aur bhi bahut si cheezain loot chu-ki hai dil ke saath Ye bataya Doston ne Ishq furmane ke baad Is liye Kumrey ki ek-ek cheez "Check" karta hoon main "Ek tere aane se Pehle, ek tere jaane ke Baad"

Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya

Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

Kahi Dhoop Kahi Chaao kahi dhoop kahi chaao Kaao Kaao Kaao

Shishi Bhari Gulab Ki.. Shishi Bhari Gulab ki.. Pathar Se Tod Du Tumse Achha koi Mile to Tumko Chhod doon.

behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man.but behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man

an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.you name pls. " abdul aziz "sex? " six times a week!! "no, no, I mean male or female! "doesn't matters, sometimes even camel!!! "

what makes a happy man?daughter on the cover of cosmo.son on the cover of sports illustratedmistress on the cover of playboyand .... wife on the cover of " missing persons "

teacher: what do you want to become?li'l Johnny: doctor !!teacher: why?lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it

woman complaining to dentist it ' s so painful, I ' d rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.dentist make up your mind soon, I ' ll adjust the chair
accordingly.

old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. the engraver shortened it to " RETURNED UNOPENED "

a kid asked the priest " father, what is your pastime? "the priest tapped the kid ' s shoulder and replied "Nun, my child, nun "

75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.on their first night both were crying. why???coz she didn ' t know anything, and he had forgotten everything

Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi, besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi, pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda ho to kya hua darling...kunware hum bhi nahin!

Touch it gently.. Put ur finger inside.. If hole is big put three fingers..Rub it up & down gently .......... that's the right way of
washing the glass!!!!!

What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping and is responsible for making love? It's.............................................HEART.

Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!"

Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?Father : No. Why do you ask that?Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

Wife : Do you want dinner?Husband : Sure, what are my choices?Wife : Yes and no. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!! "Second Guy : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order,
order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you,your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days time?Post Master : Well it might do.Customer : I bet you, it won't.Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Johor.

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things. 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

Man : How old is your father?Boy : As old as me.Man : How can that be?Boy : He became a father only when I was born. Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the fieldTeacher : How?Student : Ladies first.

A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.Lady : But I see no chicken in it!Waiter : That's why it's so special!


Question : Why did you throw the butter out of the window ?Answer : I wanted to see a butterfly.

Marriage... A Man's Perspective! I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was... Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt.
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus:Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
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The last fight was my fault. My wife asked,"What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
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In the beginning, God created earth and rested Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still
alive."

How do most men define marriage?An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied,"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Anger is a condition in which >the tongue works faster than the mind.

>You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future.

>Love...and you shall be loved.

>God always gives His best to those >who leave the choice with Him.
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>All people smile in the same language.
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>A hug is a great gift... one size fits all. >It can be given for any occasion >and it's easy to exchange.
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>Everyone needs to be loved...>especially when they do not deserve it.
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>The real measure of a man's wealth >is what he has invested in eternity.
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>Laughter is God's sunshine.
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>Everyone has beauty >but not everyone sees it.
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>It's important for parents to live >the same things they teach.
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>Thank God for what you have, >TRUST GOD for what you need.
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>If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow
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>you have no today to be thankful for.
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>Man looks at outward appearance >but the Lord looks within.
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>The choice you make today >will usually affect tomorrow.
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>Take time to laugh, for it is >the music of the soul.
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>If anyone speaks badly of you, >live so none will believe it.
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>Patience is the ability to idle your motor >when you feel like stripping your gears.
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>Love is strengthened by working >through conflicts together.
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>The best thing parents can do >for their children is to love each other.
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>Harsh words break no bones >but they do break hearts.
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>To get out of a difficulty, >one usually must go through it.
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>We take for granted the things >that we should be giving thanks for.
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>Love is the only thing that can be >divided without being diminished.
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>Happiness is enhanced by others >but does not depend upon others.
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>For every minute you are angry with someone, >you lose 60 seconds of happiness >that you can never get back.
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>Do what you can, for who you can, >with what you have, and where you are. >~Author Unknown~

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of __expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

*If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u s sending msgs, i'll kill you.

*I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.

*Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now s barking.

*Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

*Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

*Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

*Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

*I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

*Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

*I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !

*A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

*This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

*God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

*Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho, cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho

*Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.

*I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !

*U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.

*Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.

*What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing !

*Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha ! [ Credits : Abhishek Bali ]

*Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae. [ Credits : Kamal Chopra ]

*Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls!

Aisa bhi nahin hai keI don't like your face.Par dil ke storage meinno more disk space...
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Ghar se jab tum nikalepehen ke reshmi gown.Jaane kitne dilon kaho gaya server down...
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Jabse meri zindagi mein,aayi hai ik female.Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya mailbox, kya e-mail...
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Dil se ek ishq ki application create kar raha hoon. Pyaar se debug karna mein wait kar raha hoon...
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Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya. Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya...
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Kal jab mile thhe to dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kehte hain your file not found!
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye...
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo... Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning...Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
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Nazar mein to kai hain aur shaayad lonely hain... Problem yehi hai ki voh ab read only hain...
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LIFE IS FOR LIVING,I LIVE 4 USONGS ARE 4 SINGING,I SING 4 U FRIENDS R FOR CARING, I CARE 4 UANGELS R 4 KEEPING CAN I KEEP U
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KABHI TO KI HOGI SURAJ NE CHAND SE MOHABBATTABHI TO CHAND ME DAAG HAIN,SHAYAD CHAND NE KI HOGI BEWAFAI
ISLIYE SURAJ ME AAG HAI
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GATES OF MEMORIES, NEVER CLOSEHOW I REMEMBER U, NO 1 KNOWS.DAYS WILL PASS N BECOMES YEARSILL REMEMBER U IN MY SILENT TEARS
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LIFE IS LIKE A BOOK;EACH DAY A NEW PAGEWITH ADVENTURES 2 EXPERIENCE,LESSON 2 LEARN,AND GOOD DEEDS 2 REPLICATE
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sign post outside collegeDRIVE CAREFULLY;DONT KILL THE STUDENT,LEAVE IT TO THE LECTURES
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IF U ASK ME HOW LONG I WILL BE UR FRIEND,MY ANSWER WOULD BE DON'T KNOWCOS I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHICH 1 IS LONGER--
FOREVER OR ALWAYS.
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SHORT SKIRTS HAV A TENDENCY 2 MAKE MEN POLITEHAVE U EVER SEEN A MAN GET ON A BUS AHEAD OF ONE ?
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HASNE KE BAAD KYU RULATI HAI DUNIYA ?JAANE KE BAA KYU BULATI HAI DUNIYA?ZINDAGI MEIN KYA KUCH KASAR BAKI THI
JO MARNE KE BAD JALATI HAI DUNIYA?
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MOBILES R IRRITATING,RINGS EVERY NOW AN THEN RECHARGING BATTERYMESSAGES GET DELAYEDBUT ONE THING I LUV ABT IT
IT CONNECTS ME AND YOU :)

read it carefully its very lovely...is dil se teri yaad bhulai nahi jaati,ye pyar ki daulat hai lutai nahi jati,marmar se banaye hai tasvir mohabat ki,ab apni hathonse mitai nahi jati ,kya kare, is dil se teri yaad bhulai nahi jati!

kaash hum SMS hote.Ek click mein tumhare paas hote,bhale tum hame delete kar dete. par kuch pal ke liye hum tumhara ehsaas to hote...

lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega,chand lamho main exam aa jayega,abhi bhi waqt hai do line pad lo, warna pass kya tera sasur karvayega.

muskurana jindagi hai,muskarakar gam bhulana jindagi hai,jeet kar hanse to kya hanse,haarkar khushia manana jindagi hai.

hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hota hai ki shayad koi hame yaad to karta hai,beshak milne na aaye par kuch lamhe hum par barbaad to karta hai

put ur left hand on ur right shoulder and right hand on ur left shoulder.Guess what...!are mamu meri taraf se ek JADU KI ZAPPI hai yaar.

y do v close our eyes wen v pray,wen v cry,wen v kiss,wen v dream,coz d most beautiful things in life r unseen & felt only by heart...

tumhare liye main chaand taare bhi tod du,honda city, opel astra, mercedes tak chopd du.ae dost itna kaafi hai ya do-chaar jhooth aur bol du?

i cant predict my future,i cant cant change my past,i have present moment to me i will enjoy it as my last.

Arz hai:koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko .......Nuclear power ka zamana hai bomb se uda do saale ko...!!

they say dat any number multiplied by zero is zero,thn y dosent the same happen whn i multiply zero with the distance between u n me??/

teacher:what happened in the year 1869?Raj:Gandhiji was born.teacher:wat happened in 1872?Sardar:gandhiji was 3yrs old.

pyar karne wale ki kismat buri hoti hai,har mulakat judai ki ghadi hoti hai,waqt mile to rishte ki kitab padh lena,dosti har rishte se badi hoti hai.

kalki yaad aati hai,kuch lamho se aankhen bhar aati hai,woh subha rangeen woh shaam nirali kho jaati hai,jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai.

take me to a lonely place,make sure no one's watchin.rip me naked.hold me by my waist.take me to ur lips & hv a break .urs truly kit kat

if u touch &do not feel then its a desire,if u do not touch & u do not feel the its nothing but if u do not touch & feel its a $$ LOVE$$.

night has ended 4 another day,morning has come in a special way.may u smile like the sunny rays n leave ur worries 4 sum other day

pyar ke jaam ko aisa na piyo ke aadha piya aur aadha chod diya ,yaaroon ye pyaar hai pyaar koi VIM baar nahi \,jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya!!

sardar apne bete ko:ye tu kaise maachis laya gadhe.ek bhi tilli nahi jalti.BETA:kya baat karte ho!ek-ek check karke laaya hu!

chand par kaali ghata chahti to hogi,sitaronn ko muskurahat aatyo to hogi,aap laakh chupao duniya se magar akele me aapko apni shakal; pe hansi aati to hogi.

Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70's you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties.

What is the difference between a Cricketer and a Condom?Cricketer drops the catch, and a Condom catchs the drops.

Did you know that Condoms have serial nos?It's on the rim.....U dont know that...?It's okay...It's probably becoz you dont roll them that far anyway....

Why are women known as the best architects?Coz theyare the only one who can demolish an erection without damaging the structure...

Q.Why does the pleasure of Sex diminish after marriage?A: Because the realisation hits u that u are in bed with a relative.

Whats the difference between a Kiss,a Car, & a Monkey?A kiss is so Dear,A car is too Dear,& the Monkeyis you Dear.

What do u call a dead drunk Parsi? BEJAAN DARUWALAWhat do u call a parsi pimp? NAARI CONTRACTORWhat is a parsi test tube baby known as? BATLIBOI

Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Everytime!!!"Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!

When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would not hesitate to think of that special someone. Then, you are in love. You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend", but you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that moment, you are in love.

If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from that special someone than other many long e-mails, you are in love. When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the messages in your answering machine because of one message from that special someone, you are in love.

Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know of their safe arrival, your phone is quiet. You are desperately waiting for the call! At that moment, you are in love.

When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them. At that moment, you are in love.

Love never gives up. Love cares more for others than for self. Love doesn't want what it doesn't have. Love doesn't strut, Doesn't have a swelled head, Doesn't force itself on others, Isn't always "me first," Doesn't fly off the handle, Doesn't keep score of the sins of others, Doesn't revel when others grovel, Takes pleasure in the flowering of truth, Puts up with anything, Trusts God always, Always looks for the best, Never looks back, But keeps going to the end. The Message [Bible], 1 Corinthians 13:4-7 -


Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

: FRIENDSHIP I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make life a lot more fun. Charles R. Swindoll

"Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself the most comforting words of all: This, too, shall pass." --Ann Landers

): Patience with others is Love, Patience with self is Hope, Patience with God is Faith. Adel Bestavr

): Whats the difference between a Kiss,a Car, & a Monkey? A kiss is so Dear, A car is too Dear, & the Monkey is you Dear.

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. Victor Hugo

): Barsenge barsenge kal fir SMS barsenge, Teri 25 paise ki muskaan par hum fir 1 rupya kharchenge!!

Spell Mohabbat M - Maut O - Oljhan H - Haadsa A - Aansoo B - Barbaadi B - Bewafai A - Andhera T - Tanhaai

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start." ~~Nido Qubein

Come here, take off ur pants+get on of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied. Lovingly urs, ==== "'I____"TOILET" -.t""""") _ __(_

is duniya main dost kam milenge, is duniya main gum hi gum milenge, jaha duniya nazar pher legi, us mod pe dost tumhe "HUM MILENGE"........

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/msgr/rubaljain/.tmp/Love-In-Many-Moods.htm?mspk0fABUY7XtH1.

The truth [is] that there is only one terminal dignity-love. And the story of a love is not important-what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity. ~ Helen Hayes

Love is always bestowed as a gift -- freely, willingly, and without expectation.... We don't love to be loved; we love to love. ~ Leo Buscaglia

"People spend too much time finding other people to blame, too much energy finding excuses for not being what they are capable of being, and not enough energy putting themselves on the line, growing out of the past, and getting on with their lives." -- J. Michael Straczynski

As Long As You're Near The first time we met I could see, That you and I were meant to be. Your eyes were so gentle, Your smile so true, When you first held my hand I just knew. Now the time has gone by Through laughter and tears, These days I shall cherish for years upon years. Those memories we have shall never fade, For those are the steps that we have made. That was the past, The future is near, I anxiously wait for what will appear. New homes, more laughter, children so dear, Everything will be wonderful as long as you're near. - Cristy Smith -

Friends A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift, A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place. - Jean Kyler McManus
Friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. - Anonymous -

Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength, pleads no excuse of impossibility... It is therefore able to undertake all things, and it completes many things, and warrants them to take effect, where he who does not love would faint and lie down. Love is watchful and sleeping, slumbereth not. Though weary, it is not tired; though pressed, it is not straitened; though alarmed, it is not confounded... - Thomas A. Kempis -

Forget everything I said it's back to the beginning. This is pure madness - like watching an episode of Faulty Towers

The person you consider ignorant and insignificant is the one who came from God, that he might learn bliss from grief and knowledge from gloom." -Kahlil Gibran, "The Visit of Wisdoam"

GOD MADE MEN BEFORE WOMEN BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS MAKE A ROUGH SKETCH BEFORE CREATING THE ORIGINAL MASTER-PIECE,,,,, : o ) "

Love is a sign from the heavens that you are here for a reason. - J. Ghetto -

Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less. - Will Moss -

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen -
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hoffman -
Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau -

Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor -

A friend is :
1% Funny
2% Sweet
3% Caring
4% Loving
and &&&
90% Good Looking
Thats Y
Im Ur Friend


I Wish 4 u;
Gr8 start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No Stress 4 Wednesday
No Worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
Great Fun 4 Sunday
Have a beautiful week


Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st Century, who will she marry?
a) Amitabh Bacchan b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan d) Govinda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)


R is for Red
Red is 4 Blood
Blood is 4 Heart
Heart is 4 Miss
Miss is 4 U
U is 4 Me
Me is U
((Miss U))


V like each other bcoz
U think Im nice,
I think u r nice;
U think Im cool,
I think u r cool,
U think Im sweet,
I think u r sweet,
U think Im smart,
I think u r Right.



People Live, People Die,
People Laugh, People cry,
Some give up, Some will try,
Some say Hi, Some say Bye,
Others may Forget u.
But&..HOW CAN I?


Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho, cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho


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== == ==FRIENDSHIP == == ==
Knows no Season, Knows no Time,
It has a sole intention&
Of bringing people together..
To a time&.
Called&FOREVER


C the Sky, U will C Gods Grace,
C the Rain, U will dance once again,
C the moon, U will C the depth of lake,
C the mirror, U will C Gods Biggest Mistake.


Troubles are like as air, Luv as air, Luv as deep as ocean, friend as solid as diamonds, & success as bright as gold, These r Wishes 4 U, This day and Every Day&.


Heart can only love 4a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the nile, but u cant s my smile when i see ur name on my mobile!!!


Time and Distance r unimportant between friends, When a friend is in ur heart, they remain there 4ever. I may be so busy, But I assure u r always in my Heart!!!


Could u email or post me ur photo very urgently its really urgent, dam serious and very important. Im playing cards & and vve misplaved the JOKER!!!


Its hard to find Sum 1 whoz 99%Cute, 98% Sweet, 95% loving, 90% down 2 earth, Dats Me , Wot a waste if u loode me&So betta keep in touch.


Kya bindas hawa chal rahele hain, birdy gana ga rahele hai, Cowlog grass eat rahele hain, Shane Log SMS kar rele hai aur Dhakan log Sms padh rele hai.


We met , it was my chance, we met once against was my luck, v became friends, it was my destiny, v r still friends its ur decision, we will always be friends, thats a promise.



I HV A CONFESSION 2 MAKE! EVER SINCE I'VE KNOWN U, ITS KIND A HARD 4 ME 2 4GET U. EVERY NITE U APPEAR IN MY DREAM & I FIND MYSELF SHOUTING BHOOT BHOOT ....!


Some one is missing u&..need u&.worries about u&lonely wout u&GUESS WHO? The monkey in the zoo&.


I pray 2 god 2, Bless U, Guide U, Save U, Give u peace joy and $10000000. 50-50 ok?You also pray!!!!

King like money, bee like honey, but I like u..dont get excited..i like monkey to&


I AM IN HOSPITAL
NOW.
AFTER 5 MINS, I WILL B TRANSFERED 2 A SYRGERY ROOM.
THE DOCTOR TOLD ME,
I WILL DIE IF I S
RECIEVING UR SMS.


Days r 2 busy, Hours r 2 few&seconds r 2 fast&.but there is always a time for me to ask &HOW R U ? Gud morning..


In times of difficulties, dont ever say God I have a big problem but instead hey problem I have a big god and every thing will be ok. God Bless you.


This is a magic !!Press Down 12 times ull become Cute!!!
&
&..
&&.
Abay cartoon!!at ur age u still believe in magic!!! Ha Ha&.


Only open hearts receive Love, Only open minds receive Wisdom, Only open Hands receive Gifts, And..Only Special People Receive SMS from me&


Remember me day 2 day, remember me from far wary, if gravew shall be my bed, remember me when I am dead.


Hot Coffee!!
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cl    l Specially
t_ _ _ j 4 u. I mixed it with 1 tbsp of luck 2 tbsp of hope 3 tbsp of smiles itll make ur day happy-Gud Morning!!!


I saw u on the roas that day , u were looking so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect.. my heart started tossing sweet song 4 u&.


Laugh like uve never cried, play like uve never lost, Love like uve never hurt, and live like there is no tomorrow. Have a Bindas Day every day!!!! (Tension free!!)


Negative rthinking is the cause of physical and mental disorders but changing ourselves to think positive will change whole world for us (Gud Morning)


Gud Looks catch eye and gud personality catches a heart. U R blessed with both&.Flattered??? Dont be. It was sent 2 me and I just wanted 2 read it.


Beat bola : papa papa I want to c Bandar.
Papa bole : Beta now Bandar is busy reading SMS.


When god opened the window of heaven he saw me and asked? What is ur wish 4 today? I said: Lord, Please take specially care of the person reading this message.


Someone may b in ur mind, Someone may b in ur heart, someone may b in yr life. But I am ur someone when no on is with u&PROMISE&..


Tata ka status, Ambani Ki daulat,Vajpayee ki dhiraj, Ladden ki himmat, Bush Ki taqat, Gates ki income aur Clinton ki life..Bhagwan aapko de!!!!!!!!!


I asked god 4 world peace he said Impossible then I asked him 2 give u Brain. He said Ill try 4 world peace.


Galileo : Great mind
Einstein : Genius mind
Newton : extra ordinary mind
Me : Master mind
U : Never Mind



U can be a doctor 2 save lives, a lawyer 2 defend lives, a soldier 2 protect lives or simply be yourself a fabulous person who touches lives!!!!!!!!!!!


B loving to those who love u, b loving 2 those who dont love u, and they may change.

Softly the leaves of memories and all slowly Ill pick and gather them all coz 2 day, 2morrow & till my life is thru, Ill always cherish having a FRIEND LIKE U!!!!


A baby monkey asked his mother monkey, why do v look so bad?. The mom monkey said,  Thank God!! U r still better, just look at the person reading this SMS.


Why do v close our eyes, when v pray,when v cry, when v dream, when v kiss. Bcoz they are the most beautiful things in our life.


Ek gadha ped par chadha to uppar baithe hi hathi ne pucha Tu kyu chadha?G: Apple khane ke liye, H: lekin ye to mango tree hai?,G:malum hai, main aaple saath main laya hoon.


Every 1 wants 2b the sun that lights up ur life, but Id rather b ur moon, so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun is not around!!!


Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !


CONGRATS LUCKY WINNER!!!
U won 15 days & 14 nights saty at hotel saonam palace in Bagdad(Iraq), Njoy free fire works & Air shows provided be U.S Air Force..


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Standing by my window waiting 4 ur message if u dont SMS I will jump from Ground Floor&.


Son: daddy, have u ever been to Egypt?
Father: No, Why do u ask that?
Son: Well, where, did you get mummy then?


Why did god created u before me ?
Ans: Bcoz he wanted to create a sample, before creating a master piece!!!!!


Unlike others ur brain is a masterpiece. It has 2 halves. The left & right. The left has nothing right in it & the right has nothing left in it.


The night was dark, the moon was high, I sped my car, u wondered why, I leant so close u feel shy all I had to say Ahem&puncture!!!!


Its not an achievement to make 100 friends in a year but an achievement is 2 make a friend for 100 yrs. I know Ive made one thats u!!!!


When u feel that nobody loves u, nobody cares 4 u, ignoring u, u should thinking urself&..am I a pakaau&..


Wats wrong with ur cell? Tried calling lots of times. Every time I dial ur no. the operator says-The subscriber u r calling is a monkey. Pls call the zoo 4 details.


When thing go wrong, & when sadness fills ur heart, & when tears flow in ur eyes, just let me know coz I want 2 b there 4 u, Im selling tissues. Buy 1 Get 1 Free!!!


I cant hide this from u any more&I dont want 2 hurt u and I feel its best if I tell u&before u hear it from sum1 else&1/2 Kg SURF Excel is now at Rs.75 ONLY.


Your network tariff has changed&call charges r now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper. CONGRATS u can make free calls.


Its so hard 2 lose sum1 who is 99% Cute, 98% Sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That me!! What a waste if u loose me&So keep in touch


If anyone
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Funny Sms & Funny Shayari Collection

sms har pal karu toh shararat hogi,har din karu toh paresani hogi,kabhi kabaar karu toh kanjusi hogi,par dil se karu toh AAPKOkhushi hogi

Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq komohabbat ki misal najar aati hai. main kis kis ke liye taj banwao mujhe to her ladki mumtaz najar aati hai.

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie,Today is Good Day,U r Anmol for me... But Uve Crackjacked my Heart,Bcoz Ive a Little Heart,Now I m in 50/50 position...

ek naagin ne naag ka kiss liya to naag ne sharma kar kaha,JAHER HAI KI PYAR HAI TERA CHUMMA

palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!!

Sardar ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke sochne laga, Sala!! Card tho Airtel ka dalwaya tha, tho phir Network Hutch ka kyun aa raha hai!!??

Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u dont have!

wat did computer think wen u sit front of it?he think that:INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT OUTSIDE.

wat do I do wen ic some1 extremely Gorgouz, Attractive,Terrific, Cute...I Stare,I smile n when I get tired..I put down da mirror!

makan malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga! kirayedar:thik hai; par apke makan me bahut chuhe daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me kya bipasha basu nachegi?

interviewer: where r u born Sardarji: punjab Interviewer : which part? Sardarji : kya which part whole body was born in Punjab

Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!

Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho......

U r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE. It is Devided in two parts... LEFT & RIGHT In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT... & In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT.

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Be Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !! Arey Arey .. ... ... Ye Mein Nahi Keh Raha !! ... ... Balke ZOO Se Monkey Ki Faryad Hai ..

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai, Nitis ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.....

12 Sardar 12 Car mein,12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe 12vi gali mein 12ve cinema hall mein kaunsi film dekhne gaye?Yeh waqt hamara hai....



" Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

" Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

" Namaskar. This is All India Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service. Our Aim is 2 Disturb the Sleep of Others. Thank You.

" A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.

" Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.

" When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

" My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.

" Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.

" Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha!
Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.

" Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from!

" Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

" Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

" Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.

" A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

" Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hain. Hain to ye aanso per lagta hai raata bhatak gaye hain.

" Can't believe that after all the shit that's happened between them, they are still together.
Who?
Ur bums.

" Osama to Big B: How are you??
Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?
Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.

" Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's Blunder!

" Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A: A Moti-vaiting.

" Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

" Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

" Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

" Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.

" A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

" Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hain. Hain to ye aanso per lagta hai raata bhatak gaye hain.

" Can't believe that after all the shit that's happened between them, they are still together.
Who?
Ur bums.

" Osama to Big B: How are you??
Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?
Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.

" Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's Blunder!

" Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A: A Moti-vaiting.

" Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

" Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.

" Gujju lover: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: Dhokla.

" Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.

" Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.

" Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

" Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.

" The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents' advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.

" When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.

" Look at the world around u; ull see God's creativity. Look at the breakfast table; ull c God's providence. Look at the mirror ull c God's sense of humor.

" A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes... No fun, send mon, your son!
Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad!

" You should do two things in the morning...Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.

" Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

" God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

" I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry Ii cry. U lauf I lauf. U jump out of the window... I look down &then... I lauf again

" The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

" I've written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

" What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

" Banta: How does an attorney sleep?
Santa: First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other.

" Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.

" I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?

" A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

" Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS



A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 minutes.
(From:za slaeemi)

palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!!
(From:ehuzefa - Jalgaon)

ur SMILE can be compared to a FLOWER,ur VOICE to a CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE to a CHILD.but in STUPIDITY u hv no COMPARISION u r the best!!!!!!
(From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad)

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne UskeAKSARKhwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.
(From:Bhavesh D.Dadaga - Patidar Hostel,Bhuj-Kutch)

Woman: I need to buy poison. Chemist: I cant sell u that. The woman then shows her husbands photo. Chemist: Oh sorry! I didnt know you had a prescription!
(From:ayesha - scotland)

kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai, Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain
(From:Atul - )

Sardar ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke sochne laga, Sala!! Card tho Airtel ka dalwaya tha, tho phir Network Hutch ka kyun aa raha hai!!??
(From:Jyoti - Mumbai)

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
(From:afshan - khi)

Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u dont have!
(From:afshan,khi)

When i was child all girls want to hug me, i allowed them, but now i want to hug all girls, but they are not allowin. Selfish girls
(From:Balaji - India)

Jindagi me agar koi bada kam karnaho to Hathi pe chad jao, shirshasan karo, apni ek tasvir khichwao aur duniya ko woh tasvir ulti karke dikhao then u r great --Hemantkumar
(From:Hemantkumar Khandelwal - Dhule)

wat did computer think wen u sit front of it?he think that:INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT OUTSIDE.
(From:Afshan)

SURD: Excuse me sir, what time is it? MAN: Its 3:15. SURD: (puzzled look on his face) You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.
(From:Afshan )

NEEND ATI HAI RATOO MAI,KUWAB MAI EK LADKI AATI HAI.PHIR LADKI KE PICHE USKA BAAP AATA HAI ,PHIR NA NEEND AATI HAI NA KHWAB AATA HAI
(From:aarti - jtc)

Girlfriends are just like a ghadi detuergent pehele istmal karo phir biswass karo
(From:Babu The Power - Orissa)

Us ne mere dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali.... Woh mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,Phir maine bhi uski dusri behan fasaali....
(From:ehuzefa (jalgaon))

JIS PAL MERE KHUDA NE TUMHE BANAYA HOGA HAJARO SAAL DEKHA HOGA LAKHO BAAR NIHARA HOGE EK BAR TO JARUR SOCHA HOGA YAAR! KYA KUTTI CHEEZ BANAI HAI
(From:PRIYANKA - JTC)

Santa went to ATM. Banta told i saw ur password. Banta : It is **** Santa : Ha.Ha. ur wrong it is 6578. Bolo Tara rara.....
(From:sona - mumbai)

share sunata hoo... jara goor say soniya mujhe sher nahee aata kisi aur say soniya
(From:shirish - jalgaon)

If engineers start making films, the names will be: current ho na ho, jaanam supplykaro, aa ab B.Tech karen, Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C, Hamari IC apke pas hai, fuse lagaya to darna kya, engineer no.1, engineering koi khel nahi, input wale output le jayenge, Maine engineering kyu kiya..!!

When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ji sare fasad ki jad tu hai..
(From : Jeetu)

ek aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake,sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai
(From:yuvraj - jalgaon)

AYE KHUDA MARE DUSHMN KO AESI SAJA MILE .. USE AYE SUSU AUR KARNE KI JAGHA NA MILE.
(From:Sonu Negi - MODINAGAR(GZB))

Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad; Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon main Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad
(From:Shayar - Nashik)

Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

wat do I do wen ic some1 extremely Gorgouz, Attractive,Terrific, Cute...I Stare,I smile n when I get tired..I put down da mirror!
(From:Halima - Australia)

Ram ne Dhanush Toda, Sita Daud Ke Aayi. Kishan Ne Bansuri Bajayi, Aur Radha Bhag ke chali Aayi. Aur Humne sirf Siti Mari, Sali Baap ko Le Aayi.
(From:Deepak Saini - Delhi Badli)

makan malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga! kirayedar:thik hai; par apke makan me bahut chuhe daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me kya bipasha basu nachegi?
(From:Pranjali - Pune)

interviewer: where r u born Sardarji: punjab Interviewer : which part? Sardarji : kya which part whole body was born in punjab
(From:Nilay kothari - Ahmedabad)

Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!
(From:Yogesh J. - Poona)

Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

U r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE. It is Devided in two parts... LEFT & RIGHT In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT... & In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT.
(From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon))

khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, raste pe jakar dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha
(From:neal - pune)

Thought 4 de day: ven ever i find d key 2 Success, Some1 changes d Lock...!!!
(From: - Surat)

Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
(From: - Surat)

husn walon me mohabbat ki kami hoti hai,, Aur chahne walon ki taqdir buri hoti hai,, Yehi to hasinon ki aadat buri hai,, Mohabbat hai dil main baghal me churi hai
(From:zafar - faizan)

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
(From:patel_sagar_4_u@yahoo.com - rajkot)

wo pade kya jise me dali na ho nwo bag kya jise me mali na ho wo ghar kya jise me ghar wali na ho aur wo mard kya jiseki bahar wali naho
(From:savan - india)

A SARDAR WENT 2 RADIO SHOP AND STARTE SHOUTING KAMINO MAINE PHILIPS KA RADIO MAANGA THA AUR ISKO ON KIYA TO YEH BOLTA HAI YEH ALL INDIA RADIO HAI...
(From:surendrta bhilwal - beawar rajasthan)

jo ek baar tu haan karde, main char paanch aur patadoonge, tum ko main pehli kahoon aur sab ko kahoon aaqri.
(From:omer quadri - K.B.Hyderabad)

Ishara to madad ka kar raha tha doobne wala.... Magar yara sahil ne usse Salaam-e-Alwida samjha....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Kabhi honsla bhi aazma lena chahiye,Bure waqt mein muskara lena chahiye... Jab 7 din mein bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye...
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.(India))

I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals
(From:Afzal Ahmed - Gurgaon)

Be Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !! Arey Arey .. ... ... Ye Mein Nahi Keh Raha !! ... ... Balke ZOO Se Monkey Ki Faryad Hai .. HaHaHa
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)

PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI
(From:SAMREEN - HYDERABAD)

apki yaad mein yeh dil tadapta raha ,apki ek jhalak ko yeh dil machalta raha, pheche mudkar dekha toh ALLOUT chalu tha..
(From:sufian - hyderabad)

Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha Is mahine salary ki bajaye 100 ksii bhej raha hu, Wife ne Jawab diya apke salary ki bajaye 100 kiss mile: Hisab bhej rahi hu, Doodh wala 2 kiss me maan gaya,Teacher ko 7 deni padi, Sabjiwala 7 me nahi mana isliye 9 deni padi, Makan malik to roj 6-7 le jata hai. Aap chinta mat karna mere pass abhi bhi 30 - 40 bachihai, mahina aaram se kat jayega.
(From: - Surat)

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai, Nitis ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.....
(From:Huzefa Ezzy (0091-9823781277) jalgaon)

Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge... Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge ... Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge
(From:Manish - guwahati)

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
(From:sagar - rajkot)

Andheri sadak, sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala asmaan, rat hogai soja shaitan..
(From:Irfan Shaikh - Jalgaon)



teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,ho ja GANJI kar de sawera
(From:sonu - jaipur)

A Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party. Hi I am a Sardar. This is my sardarni . He is my Kid and she is my Kidney.
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana)

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe)

Pyar Means- P-Phone Karna Y-Yaad Karna A-Azadi Khona R-Rote rehna ki phone kab ayega..
(From:Vivek Manchanda(-) - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya..............
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

wafa tumme hai, to bewafa hum bhi nahi haya tumme hai, to behaya hum bhi nahi pyar ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai, par jaate-jaate sunte jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin.............
(From:kimi - canada)

Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA
(From: - Surat)

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
(From:Vishal Lindevkar - Pune)

Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
(From:SACHIN Dawande - PUNE)

tuhaar chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe)

mein ne use chaha had se jyada usne mujhe bandha rakhi ka dhaga
(From:ashish - mp)

Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

When i fall i need ur hand 2 hold me, when i win i need ur hand 2 pat me, when i lose i need ur hand 2 console me, In short.... YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE, THAKUR!
(From:Rajan - Gurgaon)

Aapki smile ne sara jahan hila diya,Aapki smile na sara jahan hila diya...Coma sa jage mariz ko dara ko phir se sula diya....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)

Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede... Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede... Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)

Baithe tere khayalon mein,Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call me up and say HI
(From:anand - pune)

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

If any beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!Then ..dont take tension..bcoz full form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...so just go ahead....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)

Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,Beautiful Beautiful.jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!


AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI, SMART HAI, CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE&SAAP PALIYE..SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.


12 Sardar 12 Car mein,12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe 12vi gali mein 12ve cinema hall mein kaunsi film dekhne gaye?Yeh waqt hamara hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha
(From:ashish )


Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen. Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Life is difficult,Full of trials,Pain & Sorrow.But if U fall down,Just stand up straight Be confident & ask...abbe dhakka kisne maara be....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Mujh mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata?So simple Woh mere ghar nahi aata,Main uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem u see...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

larste huai haaton see usne meri kaliyon ko u chuwa !,mano uski har saas keh rahi hoo bhai saahab time kya hua
(From:bhushan - nagpur)

woo bhi kia din thye jab lagtey thye hasino kae gallye, ye baat tub ki ha jab hum thye doo baras kae..
(From:Alijat - Rawalpindi)

Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...Train ruki khidki khuli...Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye ,Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye.Taj na banaiye costly padega Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)



Muskurajat tumhi se milit hai, dard ki rahat tumhi se milti hai, roothna kabhi mat humse ye jaanam, humhe jene ki chahat tumhi se milti hai
(From:Sonal - New Delhi)



Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...
(From:Jyoti - Chembur)



Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka
tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)



Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
(From: Abdul Qadeer - Hyderabad)


Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.

(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)


Botal chhupa do kafan mein, kabar mein piya karunga,
jab mangega hisab khuda to peg bana ke diya karunga
(From: Bhushu - Kalyan)



Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake, mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
(From: Sufi - bhilai)


Din mein diya jalane se kya,
Raat mein diya bujhane se kya,
e shahjahan tujhe mumtaz nahi mil sakti,
Kabr par taj mahal banane se kya.
(From: l vamshi)



Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi, sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chupao duniya se , magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.
(From: Anupam Tewari)


jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu. magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya


Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.


Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? So? What's the big deal?


Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath Kyon ki use kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !


TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.



Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan wah! wah! wah! wah!



Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta wah! wah! wah! wah!



ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!



Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
This is the Very special. Before Marriage Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti



Apple Kat ta hoon knife se, Paani peeta hoon pipe se, Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se.



Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun? Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun? Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun?



Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali



Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya



Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna



Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge



(you will enjoy this one if you remember the "Soldier" movie's title song) Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya



Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi



Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai (another version)



Janaza Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli Magar Woh Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera Janaza Nikla



Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya, Dusri Ko Reject Kiya, Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.



Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon



Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon



Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya.



Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Yaade to dil me rehti hai, Dost mil kar bichad Jate Hain!



Na jina mila na marna mila, Mila to teri yaad me tarapna mila.



Khile hai gul yaha, khilke bikherne ko, Milte hai dil yaha, milke bicharne ko.



Khuda kisiko kisiki Muhabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare.



Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hum... Teri sirf ik nazaar se, ilzaam, Shaayar hue hum... Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay.



Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah.



Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye



In Hi Patharon Pe Chal Ke, Aaa Sako To Aao Hamaare Ghar Ke Raste Koi Kahkashan Nahi



Jo Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne Suni Hai Jo Saaz Pe Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai



Satchaye Chup Nahi Sakti, Banawti Usulon Se Khushbu Aa Nahi Sakti, Kagaz Ke Phoolon Se



In Main Moti Hai Ke Pathar, Kise Khabar Dil To Samundaron Se Bhi Gahra Hai Dosto



Raste Main Gire Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi



Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula na sako ge Main to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah



Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala



Galat nahi ke zamane main lajawaab hain hum Samajh sake na koi, woh kitaab hai hum



Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi



Pyar main jadoo bhi kya maza hai Lagta hai ke ek khubsurat saza hai



Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai



Jab Kishti Sabit Salim Thee, Sahil Ki Tamanna Kis Ko Thi Ab Aise Shikasta Kishti Main Sahil Ki Tamanna Kaun Karey



In Udaas Muskurahaton Ke Peeche, Ghum Ke Railay Hain Ab Tumhain Kya Batayain, Ke Tum Bin Kitne Akele Hain



Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain



Phool Khilna Chahta Hai, Kali Khilne Nahin Deti Dil Milnaa Chahtaa Hai, Kismat Milne Nahin Deti



Maana ke aapke nazaron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jakar puchiye jin-hain hasil nahi hain hum



Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali...



Khuda kisi ko kis par fidaa na kare, Agar kare to Qyamat tak judaa na kare



Mujh se achhe to hai.n teri rah ke pathhar sanam, Roz dikhati ho jinhe aate huye jaate huye



Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah.



Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan nahi



Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai



Maana ke aapke nazron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jaakar poochiye .. jinhe haasil nahin hain hum



Aandhi aati hai, tufaaan chale jaate hain Yaade rah jaati hai, insaan chale jaate hain



ek naagin ne naag ka kiss liya to naag ne sharma kar kaha,JAHER HAI KI PYAR HAI TERA CHUMMA
(From:mukesh meena - alwar)

2 live a life v need brains,reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,expression,perception,n mental qualification.....hats off to u,for managing without them!!!
(From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad)

Dil cheez hai kya jana, yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai, jaan le mat lena, kyonki abhi meri biwi kunwari hai.
(From:Deepak - Delhi)

Raman or chaman railway platform per train pakarne ke liye kara tha ki announs huwa rajdhani exp platfrom no one per aa rahi hai raman jatpat se railway patri par aa gaya chaman ne pucha bhai upar aa ja nahi to mare jaoge to raman bola tune suna nahi train platform per aa rahi hai.
(From:Om Krishna Thakur - Jamtara, Jharkhand)

Prayer of Bachelors: Radhe Radhe... Kudi Fasade! Hare Murari... Howe Kunwari! jai Hanuman Di... Howe Mere Haan Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa... Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!!
(From:mahesh - kolhapur)

gul gaye gul ke patte reh gaye , saare shayer mar gaye tum ullu ke pathe reh gaye.
(From:ali - india)

Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
(From:afshan - khi)

what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for details...
(From:afshan,khi)

HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..
(From:vicky - surat)

chand par kali gatah chati toh, hogi sitaro ko muskurahat ati toh hogi, tum lakh chupao mere yaar, tumhe bhi akele mein apni sakhal par hasi ati toh hogi.
(From:shafic - purna)

I am getting married mext week. there wil be a small party and only few people will be invited. dontbring any gift just bring someone to marry me !!!!!!!!!!
(From:prity - Amsterddam)

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses wife instead: Im afraid he died last week. she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. I told you the wife replies, he died last week. The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING? Coz . . . he replied laughing, I just love hearing it. . . .
(From:Afshan )

Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari. Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.
(From:Afshan )

JOKE - Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo Kallu 7 th mein padh raha hai. Billu 5th mein padh raha hai aur Ulloo SMS padh raha hai.
(From:shyam j. sugandhi - udgir)

Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari... Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho.
(From:sachin - jtc)

ARZ HAI..JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR KEHTE HAI;GAUR FARMAYIGA. JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR OR; JO SAR ME DARD DE USE SARDAR KEHTE HAI
(From:VASCO - INDIA)

what a chicken will say when its been coocked with green chilli- hum pe kisine hara rang dala.......maar dala.......maar dala
(From:tuhindra bhattacharya - kolkata)

khushbu phool dete hai, naam chaman ka hota hai. line ladkiyan marti hai , naam ladko ka kharab hota hai
(From:sameer - nagpur)

Wife: Honey what ru looking4? Husband: Nothing;
Wife: Nothing? u've been reading our marriage certificate 4an hour? Husband: I was just looking 4d expiry date!
( From : Drb )

msg:Internet te kudi fasaeeeee, internet te ho gaye sagaayee, internet te divorse ho gaya, isi bahane COMPUTER ka course ho gaya...
(From:Mohammad Sadaf - 71 Vijaynagar Chhaoni)

AFTER FINISHING MBBS, Dr Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes. tongue & ears by torch and Finally Said BOLE TO TORCH BILKUL THEEK HAY HAAN
(From: SIM )

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain
(From:ketan - surat)

jab kuda ne tumhai banaya ho ga, ek saror sa us ka dil pe chaya hoga. pahle socha hoga jannat main rakhoon. phir us ko ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga...
(From:waqaar - kuwait)

LADKA-Tute hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi... LADKI-Tuti hui chappal se maar khayega,ya chappal tutne tak maar khayega...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

dil dena kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi nek ko yeh dil koi eid ka shirkhurma nahi ki bato har ek ko
(From:ehuzefa (0091-9823781277) Jalgaon)

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi, uth kar sabke saamne aate kyo nahi, msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, thodi himmat karke NAHATE kyo nahi...
(From:ZOORASH )

tumko dekha too.... tumkodekha to...... tumkodekha to yeh khayal aya .....pagaloon ki stock main naya maal aya ..!!!!!!!
(From:mash - )

Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))

Prem to humein bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi, Taj Mahal to humein bhi banana tha par kambakth loan pass hui nahi.
(From:Nikunj Gajjar - Ahmedabad)

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
(From:munira - )

Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan kyounki.... Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN.....
(From:Rishi - guwahati)

Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan kyounki.... Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN.....
(From:Huzefa Ezzy (0091-9823781277) Jalgaon)

Harbhajan to his wife : Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ? Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat .Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?
(From:Anil Jadhav - Mumbai ,Dadar)

sushati bhare jism ko jagate kyoun nahi,uth kar asbke samne aate kyoun nahi,message bhi tumhara smell marata he,thodi himmat karke nahate kyoun nahi
(From:sajal dubey - Nagpur)

tumhari aankhon mein ye kya sama hai tumhari aankhon mein ye kya sama hai kya tikh se dhoya nahi kitna kichad jama hai
(From:sona - jodhpur)

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
(From:patel_sagar_4_u@yahoo.com - rajkot)

kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye, chahe kitni bhoi thand pade hafte me ek baar to nahana chahiye
(From:surendra bhilwal - beawar(rajasthan))

hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa laga kya mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai pa kambhakat collage ka akhiri sal hai
(From:asif - baroda)

Pyaar karo to Ek se Karo, Ho sake to kisis nek se karo, Jab tak na mile Saccha Dildar, Kam se KAm Try to har Ek par Karo...!
(From: 0 - Surat)

Woh gori Hai uski zulf hai kaali,Woh Pari hai ya Pariyon ki rani.... Uski Har baat hai nirali,Par kya kare yaar woh Ladki kisi aur ne pata li....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh... Warna..Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh...
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.(India))

Na o inkar karti hai na o ikrar karti hai,kambakt mere hi sapno me aake mere dost se pyr karti hai
(From:Rahul - Mumbai)

wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi ,wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi aaya tha longot main pahoonch gay paanch soo ki note main.
(From:samreen - hyderabad)

ABHI TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI MAGAR KYA KAREN WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN AANE NAHI DETHA.
(From:SAMREEN - hyderabad)

Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai, Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai, Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai, Woh powder hai nada Jawani nahi hai.
(From: - Surat)

Unlike others ur brain is a masterpiece In d left half nothinis rite N in D rite half nothin is left
(From: - Surat)

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hoon, Dil mein gum rakhta hoon, pata tha aapka SMS aayega, Is liye DISPRIN sang rakhta hoon
(From: - Surat)

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
(From:Rakesh Lalwani - Ulhasnagar)

Teri yaad mein main raat bhar peeta rahaa....fefde phat kar bahar aagye...main din bhar seeta rahaa
(From:ashish negi - Delhi)

Rokdo mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aagaihai, piche mudke dekho saalo daruki dukaan aagai hai
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)

Tum door sahi majboor sahi, par yaad tumhari aati hai, Jab saans wahan par leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai.
(From:viram - jodhpur)

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
(From:ihsan mobile num - pakistan)

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....
(From:Vivek Manchanda(-) - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Khyaal ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash rehti hai...Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae dost,Bas galiwali Jamadarni udas rehti hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda(-) - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai ki mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor hai...hi!hi!hi!....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))

Aap kya jano hum kitna yad karthe hei. maano ya na mano har pal fariyaad karthe hei. roj kat likte hei cartoon network ko aap hi ko dikane ki maang karte hei
(From:trishita - andhra pradesh)

Sardar jee visit his chinese friend dying in hospital. the chinese friend just saidchin yu yan and dies. Sardar jee went china to fine the meaningof friends last words. U kanow wht it was????? U R STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE
(From:sidra - pakistan)

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)

Meri yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay raho,Muskratay,Khilkhilatay raho....Mujhe kya log tumhein Pagal kahen gay...
(From:Sundeep - Sindh)

Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe)

A magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...?
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana)

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se.... Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)

Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.... Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow UP(India))

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega....

Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.
(From:Talha Siddiqui - Pakistan)

Our Dosti is Like PHILIPS-Pyara Sa Bandhan & Relationshipis like FEVICOL-Majboot Jod,& Our Love is Like BADA Thums UP-Sala Khatam Hi Nahi Hota.... .....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .
(From:Imran Sultan - Karachi, Pakistan)

Mere Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.Dr NOKIA ne kaha hai ki bahut saare SMS chadane padege So please donate much more SMS,Its in ICU...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

teri mohabbat ki roshni se dil to kya ghar bhi bhar aata hai.... Sochta hoo bijli katwa doo,kambhakt bill bahut aata hai....
(From:kuldeep kumayu - indore)

Count many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ....Are Mamu subah ho gayi..Aaaila ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.


Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Take a bowl...fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front of the mirror... U know what ull find???Langur ke haath mein angoor...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

A begger came to me as:- Allah! ke naam pe kuch de de baba.I replied :- Mere paas paise nahi nahi hai,Yeh msg padnewale ko le ja.Begger:- Maine bheek maangi thi bhikhai nahi...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Ramlila se hanuman tha farar,role k liya fit kia 1 sardar. jo tha bahut hi kamal,ped se chalang mar ka bola jobole Sonihal , sita maiya SASRIAKAL
(From:LAKHMIKANT MAHAWAR - JAJPUR ROAD, ORISSA)

Last night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him that I have a friend Like U ...he smiled & said,Beta! Yeh sab Pichle Janam Ke paap hain.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.


har khushi koe teri taraf moor doon.tery leye chand tarey tak toor doon.khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon..itna kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon
(From:shumaila - khi)



Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga, uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam, aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga..
(From:Smruuti - Cuttack)



Janaza agar unke dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa dena,
Hath uthe agar dua k liye to Chehre se kafan hata dena,
Vajah puche maut ki to VAT ka tension bata dena :-)
(From: Shayar, Jalgaon)



Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE.
(From: kishan - jaipur)



Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye

(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )



Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.
(From: Bhushu - kalyan)



tusi bade hi great ho mantri ka hat ho ,kirno ki tarah bright ho ,rasgule ki plate ho jo bhi ho mere favourite ho
(From: vikash sureka - cuttack)



Gul gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte rah gaye, saare shayar mar gaye padhne wale rah gaye
(From: Rajat - New Delhi)



Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe...
"Abe gadhe ab utrega kese". (From: Sayyed Azeem)



tum aa gaye ho , noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen



Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,tune kisi kabhijawabnahi diya;kahintere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?



Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash !



Gum woh cheez hai. Gum woh cheez hai. Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai.



lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne yahan likhana mana hai.



woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi



Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko pani mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee wah! wah! wah! wah!



kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote. chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!



Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!



After Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti. Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia.... Irshaad!!!



Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye



Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon



Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya



Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do 30)Yeh tera chehra hai, yaa kele ka chhilka Jo dekha to, dil phisal gaya



Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. Aur khuda tumse puche.. 'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '



Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye



Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow



Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai



Terna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.



Maine tujhe pyar kiya, Saraswati samajh kar Tere Baap ne mujhe pita, Agarbatti samajh kar



Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal



Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??



Teri julf kya hai raat ka saaya hai Sar muda deeya to sawera ho jayega.



Chaand ki raton mei sara jahaan sota hai, Lekin teri yaadon mei koi badnasib rota hai.



Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.



Dil Diya to, jaan bhi de dena, Magar yeh yaad rakhna, Kisiko dhoka mat dena.



Dilme yaado ki tarha, aankhon me aansu ki tarha, Tum mere paas ho, phoolo me khushbu ki tarha.



Apnon ne maara hai humko Gairon mein kahan tha dum Kashti bhi apni to doohi paani jahan tha kam.



Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahaana yaad hai, Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, Wo Zamaanaa yaad hai.



Humne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki, Na Jaana Kaha se seekh li unhone Yeh Ada Zidd par add jaane ki.



Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi



Kafas Udas Hai yaaro, Subah Se Kuch To Kaho Kahin To Behr-E-Khuda Aaaj Zikr-E-Yaar Chale



Aaa Sikander-E-Hunar Aaazmayain Tu Teer Aaazmaaa, Hum Jigar Aaazmayain



Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai



Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka shehed Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehmoob uski sarhad



Yeh hawa ka koi jhonka nahi Teri yaadon ka ek samundar hai



Tum badle, jahan badla, badli nazar zamane ki Yeh Aansu char baqi rah gaye, nishani dil lagane ki



Teri aur meri nazar ka na kabhi bair ho Lo raah main takra gaye, allah khair ho



Dhoondhta Phirta Hoon Main Logon Main Shabahat Uski Ke Woh Khwabon Main Bhi Lagti Hai Khyalon Jaisi



Tere Aazad Bande Ki, Na Yeh Duniya Na Woh Duniya Yahan Jeene Ki Pabandi, Wahan Marne Ki Pabandi



Tu Aatish-E-Dozakh Se Darata Hai Jin hain Woh Aag Ko Pee Jate Hain Paani Kar Ke



Mujh Se Mut Pouch, Mere Dil Ki Kahani O Hum-Dum Is Main Kuch Parda-Nashinon Ke Bhi Naam Aate Hain



Mausam Hai Mausam, Khushbu Aapke Zulfon Ka Naam Mausam-E-Gul Hai, Aapke Baag Main Aa Jaane Ka Naam



Mujhe Is Baaat Ka Ghum Nahi Kay Badal Gayaa Zamaana Meri Zindagi To Sirph Tum Ho, Kahin Tum Na Badal Jaana



Zaruri To Nahi, Ke Batayain Labon Se Dastaan Apni Zabaan Ek Aur Bhi Hoti Hai Izhaar Ki



Jo Aala Zarf Hotey Hain, Woh Sar Kham Hi Rakhtey Hain Suraahi Khud Nagoon Ho Kar Bhara Karti Hai Paimaney



Manzil ko paane ke liye Saahil ko paar karna parta hai Mohabbat karne ke liye dil-o-jaan qurban karna parta hai...



Aadi bana kar lazzat-e-aazaar ne mujhey Gham ki khalish ko dil ki tamanna bana diya



Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam , Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai



Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay



Galat nahin key zamaney mein la jawaab hain hum Samajh sakey na koi woh kitaab hain hum



Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay Magar kya karain apni rahain juda hain



Hai kuch baat mo-min jo chaa gaye khamoshi Kis bout ko de diya dil, kyon bout se ban gaye ho



Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala


If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax.
If they say you are stupid, be cool
but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko...

Can You Help Me!! Take a pictute of urself and send me now! Ccoz i am playing cards and MISSING A JOKER!!

Chand ko garoor hai, kyonki uske pass noor hai, to kya, mujhe bhi garoor hai, kyunki mere pass bhi Ek SMS padne wala LANGOOR hai...hahahahaha

Wada to nahi kartedosti nibhaynge,koshis ye rahegi apko nahi satayenge,jarurat pade to dil se pukarna, maut ko bhi rukvakar chale aayenge.

Days r 2 busy,Hours r 2 Fast,Seconds r 2 Few,But there's always Time 4 me 2 disturb u.

Sms to ek bahana hai,irada to apka ek lamha churana hai,
aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, phir bhi aapki yaadonme hamara aana jana he.

Raat mein jab koi SMS aata hai toh humko sirf aapka khyal aata hai.
Kyounki jabsara jahan so jata hai tab sirf ULLU hi mandrata hai.

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar

Dil main ek halka sa shor ho raha hai, Bina sms ke dil Bore ho raha hai, Kahin aisa to nahi ke ek pyara sa dost bina 'GOOD NIGHT' kiye hi sooo raha hai.

Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho, 1 tum ho ki kitne pyare ho, 1 tum ho ki kitne sunder ho, 1 tum kitne sacche ho,Aur..... 1 hum hai ki jhooth bolte ja rahe hain.


Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam PUNE me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Mhais ghus jaye.


Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
Hawa hi hawa hai.

Gum woh cheez hai ...
Wah Wah..! Kya dard hai!
Gum woh cheez hai ...
Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai
Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
...
Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)
Door se dekha to Baarish ho rahi thi
Door se dekha... to Baarish ho rahi thi
Paas ja kar dekha to Bheeg gaya

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha......
Door se dekha.. to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.......
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa......

A dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega...
Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR,
Shaam ke sabji ka intzaam ho jaega....

Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture chalen.....

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
& nbsp; iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita

Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Ki Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
aur khuda tumse puche
Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise???

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

kabootar ke do par
&nb sp; (wah wah)
kabootar ke do par....
ek idhar ek udhar

aasman mein char tare
aasman mein char tare
do tumhare do hamare

Teri julfey yu lehra rahi hai...
Teri julfey yu lehra r ahi hai...
Jaise koi bhains poonch hila rahi hai...

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!




This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!




Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.




If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART




3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I'm Peter, not a saint. I'm Paul not a POPE. I'm John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi... I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.




Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.




Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.




Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."




Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created!




Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, you have the right to
remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.




They say Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now!




Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.




Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision...




Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... Especially If You Take Them While Driving!




Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well




I'm sorry that I'm running late! There is a power failure and I am stuck on the escalator.




What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!




U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand...




Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!




Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend!!




Why did God Create 'you' before Me....? Ans: B'cause he wanted to Create a 'Sample', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*




Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You




Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.




SMS Heaven! Q) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A) Because they are afraid of what they have created!




A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?




There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!




Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4 rich qoutes or corny jokes, in text meassging & in poor signal, till low batt do us part?




Husbd: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.




Teacher: Why is your nose red? Max: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no "b" in rose. Max: There was in this one!




Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.


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Romantic Sms

" The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love. -Henry Miller

" Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. -Vincent van Gogh

" Love is the emblem of eternity; it confounds all notions of time; effaces all memory of beginning, all fear of an end. -Madame de Stael

" If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want for them is to be happy....even if its not with you. -Lauren&L

" I have no regrets. I will never regret loving someone because the feeling of love for five minutes is greater than an eternity of hurt. -Kurt Langner

" Expect the people you love to be better. It helps them to become better. But don't get upset when they fail. It helps them keep trying. -Anonymous

" The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them to fit our own image. Otherwise we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them. -Thomas Merton

" When you feel cold and warm at the same time, when you read over the same line for the tenth time, when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme, and when a simple name conquers your whole mind, then you are in deep trouble my friend... you are in what they call, "love". -Philippos Aristotelous

" Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. -Stephen B. Leacock

" You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. -Henny Youngman

" "A bell's not a bell 'til you ring it A song's not a song 'til you sing it Love in your heart wasn't put there to stay Love isn't love 'til you give it away!" -Oscar Hammerstein

" Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you and trusting them not to.

" Pure love and suspicion cannot dwell together: at the door where the latter enters, the former makes its exit.-Alexandre Dumas

" Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love. -William Shakespeare

" Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the loneliness that lives in them, and need someone in whom they can lose themselves as smoke loses itself in the sky. - V.F. Calverton

" Absence is to love as wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small and kindles the great. -Roger de Bussy-Rabutin

" Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough. -Dinah Shore

" Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. -Kay Knudsen

" Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything.

" Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

" You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.

" You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly. -Sam Keen

" Immature love says, 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says, 'I need you because I love you.' -Erich Fromm

" If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough. -Ann Landers

" Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. -Amy Bloom

" The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. -Allan K. Chalmers

i love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?
You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na"

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,****Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste****tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste****ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo****Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de****tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de****Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna****Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai****ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul hai****royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain****unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain
Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan.****499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo

What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki****tera chehra khila khila****jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya ****to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
Vo sochte honge usko aksar,****jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,****vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,****hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!

Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

You look so fine!I want to...****break your heart and give you mine
You are like the sunshine so warm,****you are like sugar, so sweet...****you are like you...****and that's the reason why I love you!
Love is like war...****Easy to start...****Difficult to end...****Impossible to forget

Do you believe in love at first sight****or do I have to walk by again??
I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People****Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.****Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More****But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,****RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,****PEPSI ka cr8 ho,****ANDE ka oml8 ho,****SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,****JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,****KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,****Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,****Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun****isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

A Friend is Sweet when its NEW****Its Sweeter when its TRUE****But you know that its the sweetest when it is U
Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai ****Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS Type raha hai.

Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.****Sagar se gahra koi nahi.****Ab aapki kya tarif karu...****Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,****gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,****tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,****tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes!

Romantic & Love Quote's



Love is the mortar that holds the human structure together.

By? Karen Casey


He is not a lover who does not love forever. -- Euripides

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
~ by Elizabeth Bowen (1899-1973) ~


There is no remedy but to love more. ? Henry David Thoreau

As I continue my talks with her, I become aware that, in my heart, a window is opening.

By?> Akhito, Crown Prince of Japan


Other men said they have seen angels,
But I have seen thee
And thou art enough.
~ by G. Moore ~


I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be . . . if you'll be my baby.
~ From a song by Savage Garden ~



Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.

--> Elynor Glyn



There is no remedy for love but to love more. -- Thoreau.

Real love stories never have endings. -- Richard Bach

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

By --> Oscar Wilde


What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
~ by Ralph Waldo Emerson ~



The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is to love and be loved in return.
~ From "Unforgettable with Love" by Natalie Cole

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.

By--> Elizabeth Bowen



What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

By--> Ralph Waldo Emerson



The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world Is a woman's heart.

By--> Josiah G. Holland



Love is not a matter of counting the years ... But making the years count.

By--> Michelle Amand



Love is a look that linketh noble minds, Faith is the key that shuts the spring of Love.

By?> Robert Greene



Love and desire are the spirit?s wings to great deeds.

By?> Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


To love is to know the sacrifices which eternity exacts from life.

By?> John Oliver Hobbes



Love consists in desiring to give what is our own to another and feeling his delight as our own.

By?> Emanuel Swedenborg



Love is a beautiful dream.

By--> William Sharp



Those who love deeply never grown old; they may die of old age, but they die young.

By?> Arthur Wing Pinero



We were two and had but one heart.

By?> Francois Villon



It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.

By--> Samuel Butler



I have learned not to worry about love; But to honor its coming with all my heart.

By--> Alice Walker



I love you - those three words have my life in them.
~ by Alexandrea to Nicholas III ~



I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that.
I could die for you.
~ by John Keats ~



I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die.
~ by Shirley Bassey ~


01) B4 i go to sleep, u knw wht i do? i think of u & whn its my lucky nyt, i dream of u. i dnt wana wake up bcoz whn i do, u know what? i just start missing you...


02) one should not love just to fill in an empty space but to have someone to stay by his side to complete the missing piece in his life.


03) Saying i luv u is important, but not enuf. Love is a verb, an action word. Sumtyms passive because it happens to us but also active because we choose to do it.


04) The key to finding the right relationship is like most other things in life: keep trying and searching until you find the right one for you.


05) i thought dat if i tried 2 stay away, id learn 2 let you go & forget, but i was wrong. The more i stayed away from you,the more i realized how much i love you.


06) To love is to risk..
sOmEtiMes we get
wt we dont xpect..
bt dats juz how it is to love..

we simply
have to give..

not knowing
what to take...


07) it hurts to see the one you love walk away. but what really hurts the most is when they let you believe that they loved you but they really never did.


08) each day i am with you is better than the last, and my first day with you was the best day of my life.


09) a boy ws aBout 2 leave, bt b4 he did, he gave his Girl a dozen roses. 11 r real & 1 s artificial & he told d Girl,"dnt cry, i wil love u until d last 1 dies.."


10) its wrong 4 me 2 say dat i cnt liv w/o u coz i hav livd my lyf b4 i knew u.so instd of syin dat,id rder tel u dis... "i wud liv a betTr lyf..w/u by my side!"


11) wn u wnt sm1 2 b urs, it only givs u pain. dts y we must b creful in longing 4 sm1, coz d pain is unbearble 2tke esp wn ur longin 2 much 4 nothing at all.


12) all my life i have been searching for true magic, but you were right here beside me the whole time.


13) Do you ever recall d day we 1st met? our 1st helo? d day we bcame lovers? wel i do.i will alwys rmembr..4dat day,i knw ud b d bst gift il b keeping 4ever. =)


14) its so hard 2 live alone, its hard to choose sum1 u cud luv, bt d hardst part of loving is 2 admit dat uv fallen in luv w/ sum1 u didnt mean 2 luv frm d start.


15) isnt it sad dat whn u hav so much pain n ur heart & u want to talk, d only person who can stop u from crying is exactly the same person who made you cry?


16) f evr u find urself n luv wid sum1 els,jz thnk of me 4 d lst tym & 4get me. & f evr u find urself in luv w/ d 1 u admire, jz make sure she luvs u mor dan i did


17) i try 2 take d pain away
by findin sum1 new,
bt dn i came 2 realyz
no1 cmpares 2u
&evn f i luk around
pretndin nt 2cry
il alwyZ go bak d day
u finaly sed gudby


18) in a relationship, it is not important that both partners think the same...what is important is that they both think together.


19) Nvr cling 2 a lost love 4 u cn alwyz find another. 2 truly luv is 2 find d courage 2 walk away &let go of d 1 who wishes to be free, no mater hw much it hurts.


20) Love is something special,
a treasure i want to find...
to others, love is blind.
But for me,
its not true,
coz when i fell in love...

i saw you...


21) it's difficult to find someone like you, it's like opening a hundred shells under the sea to find one pearl, but finding you makes the dive worthwhile.


22) if someone would ask me what a beutiful life means. i would lean on your shoulder and hold you close to me, and answer...

"Like this!!!".


23) if my heart breaks in2 thousands of pieces,i want u 2 hav evry bit of it, den scater dm acros the sky. There,deyl trn in2 stars so evry1 cud c hw mch i care 4u


24) if i could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. Mwah! =)


25) If I CouldGive U One ThingIn Life,I WouldGive YouThe AbilityTo See Yourself.. ThroughMyEyes..Only Then You'll Realise How Special u r......

Kabhi ki hogi Suraj ne Chand se Mohabbat,
Tabhi to Chand me Dag hai,
Mumkin hai ki Chand se hui hogi bewafai,
Tabhi to Suraj me dag hai...

Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhna,Sabke SMS zara hata kar rakhna.... Kabhi bhi aa sakta hai hamara SMS,Inbox mein jagah banakar rakhna

Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna
apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!

Ae barish jara tham ke baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake

Salam Love1...
Yea hai FM Pyar Mohabbat...
Plz send sms 4 Ur choice...
Hi k liyea 1 sms...
Love k liyea 2 sms...
Miss k liyea 3 sms...
Kiss k liyea 4 Sms...

marne par hame jannat mile na mile, ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile SMS karne me kasar mat kar mere dost pata nahi upar jakar network mile na mile.

Aj ke baad na sms kerna, na koi call kerna, aur na hi kisi kism ka rabta rakhna, aur milne ki to koshesh bi na kerna, kiunke Dr ne muje meethi cheezon se door rehne ko kaha hai

Mana ke teri nazron ke kabil nahi hain hum, un se puch ke dekho, jin ko hasil nahi hain hum.

Ankho me armaan diya karte hai hum.
Sabki neend chra liya karte hai hum.
Ab se jab jab aapki palke japhkengi.
Samajh lena tab tab aapko yaad kiya karte hai hum.

Bade Aasani se dil lagaye jate hai,per bade mushkil se wade nibhaye jate hei, le jate he mohabat on raho pe jha diye nahe dil jalaye jate hee.

woh garam garam pani. woh sabun ki khushboo.woh bathroom main shampoo ki
bottle...khar tum kya janoo rooz rooz nahane main kitna maza aata hai

The Time Since I Met U, I have Realized That A Friend Like You Is Worth Million Dollars.So,if U Don't Mind.."Bech du kya"

Tu kahe to Aasma se la aao Tara,
Tu kahe to bina Oxygen ka karlo gujara,
Tu kahe to Duniya ko bhi jokado teri kadmo mai..
Aab Tu hi batah aase aur kitna Jhut bolo mai!

Har Asiq de data hai aapna Dil,
Hasino ki Aadaye hoti hain aayse Katil,
Har pal aap ko Sms kare yahi chahe mera Dil..
Par Gabrata hon najane kitna aajaye Mobile ka Bill

Sweet is your "Nature"
Dear is your "Name"
As Earth wants Water, flower wants Dew.
I want nothing&
But Happiness for You.

Wus din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din aapko yahan bhej khud ko akela paya hoga

Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
Never give a hug, ask 4 it.
Never ask do u luv me, first say I luv u.
Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u.

Phoolon mein gulab achhaa lagta hai,
Sapno mein khwab achhaa lagta hai,
Aap hamein sms bhejte rahe
Hame aapka yeh andaz achaa lagta hai

When I pray I don't see God, but I know he listens
As such, When I SMS U I don't see you,
but I know you think of me and Smiles.

If you love someone,
put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart,
because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever

To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,
to care without expectation is the heart of true
relation

You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet.
you are like you.
and that's the reason why I love you!

Aaj is kadar raha me ishq bikhara pada hua hai,
Aaj har khusbo fiki aur gumanaam har dua hai,
Is anjan duniya me aap kaha se aa gaye koun ho aap,
Jis ne mujhe mohabbat se chhuaa hai.

Star + Moonfiltered= Romantic night.
Bird + Sky = Lovely day.
Forest + Animal = Re-freshing world.
U + Ur smile = Its beautiful.

Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho,
kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho,
Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho,
Aaina hum dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!

Chehara Dil se dekha jata hain, khubsurti se nahin,
Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain, dusmano se nahin.

You are my sweet sona,
I dont want to u khona,
plz give me your heart ka kona,
Otherwise I will start rona dhona

What I feel for you,is really true.
You got to know,I need you so.
When you are gone,I can't go on.
Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain,
har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain,
aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare,
tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn, to play by the rules.
Then u must forget the Rules and Play from your heart

Tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin
lagte
chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte

Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum,
Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum,
Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum,
Taj nahin mere dil ki MUMTAJ ho tum

It feels nice when someone misses u,
feels good when someone loves u.
feels better when someone's with u.
But it feels the best when someone never 4gets u.

I've notice that being with u,
I smile a little more often,
I anger a little less quickly,
the sun shines a little brighter & life is much
sweeter.
I LOVE YOU.

Itna jaldi daaman chod diya,
Itna chaldi vaada tod diya,
Abhi to zindagi ka sansein hai baaki,
Aur aapne abhi se YAAD karna chhod diya

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?

Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??

Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....

If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!

sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1

I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u

Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?Bcoz.....You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES

uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?


I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face, no one will ever take your place

Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u

I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!

Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine!

WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND OF SORROW.O FOR OCEAN OF TERAS. V FOR VELLEY OF DEATH. E FOR END OF LIFE.MISS U ALL TIME

today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was "There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out.

L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love

Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving

Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life...

My love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time

My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never

Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password "I LOVE U" It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face, no one will ever take your place

Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u

I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!

Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine!

WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND OF SORROW.O FOR OCEAN OF TERAS. V FOR VELLEY OF DEATH. E FOR END OF LIFE.MISS U ALL TIME

today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was "There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out.

L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love

Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving

Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life...

My love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time

My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never

Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password "I LOVE U" It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.


True luv is hard 2 find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the luv inside of me is true. It appeared the day i met you!


I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden. i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean. i asked God 4 an angel & he gave me u!


I believe that God above created u for me to luv. he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!


If i died or went sumwhere far i'd write ur name on every star so everyone could look up n see u mean the world 2 me.


One day youll ask me: whats more important to you, me or your life? ill say my life and youll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life.


If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer, you can't buy Love... but you can pay heavily.


Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!


Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver.


You need Money to call someone Honey.


My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.


We can see more Grafitti's in girls toilet , WHY ?
Because their both hands are free.


Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever


I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.


TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive...


It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.


Its hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.


Cherish the person you love, never tell lies or attempt to hurt them because you won't know how important they are until they are out of your life...


Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time...


A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???


Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like, Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u fAll iN love...


True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.


Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!


FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~


LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...


I håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...


Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!


Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?


Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.


WOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...


No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.


Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.


It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.


It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.


I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.


People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again


Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.


There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.


The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.


Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.


Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.


I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not


Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew.


Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow.


LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD - ThE DeEpEr yOu FaLL iN iT ThE HaRdeR iT iS tO GeT OuT.


You showed me how it is to be loved. Now I know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.


There's a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, wat's simple is true, I love you.


I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!


pyaar ka ristha to toda tune,Ab jo ristha hai vo todh na janaDenge saath har mod pe tujko,Bich rastye pe humko kabhi chod na jana

Maine khuda se ek duwa mangi....duwa me khuda se apni maut mangi....khuda na kaha tujhe maut de to doon....magar tere us humdard ka kya karoon jisne teri lambi umar ki duwa mangi...

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Dhoka na dena ke tujpe aietbar bahut hai,ye dil tere chahat ka talabgar bahut hai, teri surat na dekhe to dikhai kuch nahi deta, hum kya kare ke, tumse se pyar bahut hai

Naa jaane kyu hame aansu bahana nahi aata. Naa jane kyu haal-e dil batana nahi aata. Kyu bichad gayi humse,shayad hame hi sath nibana nahi aata.

woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua karte the

2 pigs eating potty pig1 : yaar hum duniya ki potty khate hai koi hamari potty bhi to khata hoga.Pig 2 : saale khane ke waqt to dhang ki baat karle

Ratako koi aapako pareshan kare,aapake badan ko chumaim to....to..........."ALL OUT" lagao MACHAR bhagao!!

Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah likho."achanak tumari aavaj aayi"Sir,sapliment please.

Najar hamhari...Najar tumhari...Najar ne dil ki Najar utari...Najar ne dekha Najar ko aisy...keNajar na lage"DOSTI"ko hamari.

Love a heart that hurt's you Never hurt a heart that loves you,Because for the World you may be someone But for someone you are the world


Kisi Dhadkan Ke pICHE koi Baat Hoti Hain.. Dard Ke Piche Kisi Ki Yaad Hoti Hai, Apko Pata Ho na ho appki Har Khusi Ke Piche Hamari Fariyaad HoTi Hai.

bichad gaye toh milne ki aas kya rakhna..hawa k jhokon ka hisab kya rakhna...bas is khyaal se muskura diya humne...k apni udasi se kisi ko udas kya rakhna.

philosophy of love n life:*if u r not in luv ,u r missing sthg in life...*if u r in luv,u r missing evrythng in life.....

kahan koi aisa mila jispar duniya luta dete,har ek ne dhoka diya kis kis ko bhula dete.apne dil ka dard dil mein hi dabaya rakha,karte bayan toh mehfil ko rula dete.

mohabbat ki dastan sunane aaye hain,tabaah karne k baad woh pyaar jatane aaye hain,aansu poch liye they humne kab k,magar woh fir se humein rulane aaye hain.


Tere gam me tadap k mar jayenge, mar gaye to tera Naam le jayenge, Rab ko-Rishwat de k tuje bhi bulaenge, aur-upar shath baith k KURKUR khayenge.

Pyar karnawalo ki kismat buri hoti hai, har mulakat judai se judi hoti hai, kabhi waqtmile to risto ki kitab khol ke dekhna, dosti har riste se badi hoti hai

Friendship is a Network that needs: No Recharge, No Roming, No validity limit , No Signal problems. Just Don't Swicth Off UR HEART


Hamne chaha tumko,tumne chaha kisi aur ko,bhagwan kare tum jise chaho wo chahe kisi aur ko.

Mohabbato main jinewale khushnasib hai,Mohabbato main marnewale ajeeb hai,Ajeem hai hamari dastan janeman]Phaslo pe rahate hai magar karib hai.

Teacher-Write your fathers name in EnglishStudent-It is Beautiful red underwearTeacher-What do u mean?Student-his name is sunder lal chadda

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

The times since i meet u...........i realized that....... friends like you has a worth million dollar. so if u dont mind to...................... bech du kya?

college ki gali mein ajeeb khel hota hai, class ke bahane dilon ka mail hota hai, notes ki jagah love mail hota hai , es liye toh pappu fail hota hai.

chaiwala 2 girl:- "bholi si surat,ankho mea masti,dur khadi sharmaye..girl replied:- 'kali si surat,hath mea ketli,dur khada chilayee CHAI CHAI

Life is full of trail,pain ,sorrow.but if u fall down,just stand up staight,be confident n ask,"DHAKKA KISNE MARA BE"

Kisi Dhadkan Ke pICHE koi Baat Hoti Hain.. Dard Ke Piche Kisi Ki Yaad Hoti Hai, Apko Pata Ho na ho appki Har Khusi Ke Piche Hamari Fariyaad HoTi Hai.

Ae zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar,Main zinda rahu yeh dua na kar.... Koi chhuta hai tujhe to hoti zalan ,Ae hawa tu bhi usse chhuaa na kar...

Pyar chupta nahi aankhen chupaane se,Dil rukta nahi kisi ke samjhaane se.Ruk jaati hai dhadkan tujhe bhool jaane se,Hum tujhe yaad karte hain jeene ke bahaane se.

Aapki aisi baatein hume pagaal banati hai hum hosh main aayen kaise ye koi jadu jagati hai na rehta hai dil kabu main na hi saans kabu aati hai teri aankhon main dekh ke humhe haya aati hai

friendship is a little more trust,a little less try,a little more laugh,a little less cry,a little more luv, a little more WE n a little less I

muqaddar ka gareeb,dil ka ameer tha,mil kar bichadna mera naseeb tha.chah kar bhi kuch kar na sake hum,ghar jalta raha aur samundar kareeb tha
god apun se pucha kidar jayenga? heaven ya hell? apun bola hell! apun ko malum ketum sala dost log udarich milenga, apun log sath hai to hell bi heaven hai

Nahi ban jata koi apna, yunhi dil lagane se, karni padti hai duae rabse sacha dost pane mein, rakhna sambhalakar ye yarana apna, tut na jaye ye kisi aur ke aa jane se...........

Kuch Pal Hota Hai - Kuch Pal Ke Liye !Ji Le Inhe Hum - Har Pal Ke Liye ! Ye Waqt to ret ki tarah fissal jayega - De jayega yaadain umar bhar ke liye !

Jab koi khayal dil se takrata hai.dil na chah kar bhi khamosh reh jata hai,koi sab kuch keh kar pyar jatata haito koi chup reh kar pyar nibhata hai...

Do pal ki zindagi yunhi bit jayegi, kali rat ke baad nawi subha ayegi, agar doston ki yaad satayegi to kasam se apki yaad sabse pehle ayegi

Aate hai aansu jab mulaqat nahi hoti toot jaata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti teri jaan ki kasam jab tu yaad naa aaye aisee koi subah koi raat nahi hoti

A Message to beautiful ladies:Suna Hai ki aap ki smile pe log marte hai, so keep smiling to keep the population under control.

poonam ki raat mein chand bal jata hai waqtke sath insan badal jata hai Sochte hain ki apko tang na karein par sochte sochte plan badal jata hai

lalu ke peechhe kutte ka bachha parh gaya,to lalu ne kaha ab to BSNL ka card dalva liya hoon,yeh HUTCH ka network kahan se aa raha hai.

kaise apne aap se mujhe juda kar paoge.mere jane pe tum bhi aansu bahaoge.yaad hum karna chod de tumhe.soch ke batana kya tum hum bin muskura paoge?

"DIL" ne kaha aankh se "Dekha karo kam kyonki dekhte ho tum tadapte hain hum" ne kaha dil se "socha karo kam kyonki sochte ho tum toh rotey hain hum"

sazaa dene wale razaa puchte hain.jeene ki humse vajah poochte hain .khud hi dete hain zehar hum ko aakar, fir kitna hua asar ye bhi poochte hain.

woh mil jate hain kahani bankar,dil mein bas jate hain nishnai bankar,jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aankhon mein,kyun nikal jate hain woh pani bankar....

Friendship is a Network that needs: No Recharge, No Roming, No validity limit , No Signal problems. Just Don't Swicth Off UR HEART.

pal do pal mein milti hai khushi,pal do pal mein milte hain gam.par jo har pal sath nibhaye vo dost milte hain kam!......jaise ki hum....

zuban khamosh,aankhon mein nami hogiyahi bas ek daastan zindagi hogi,bharne ko toh har zakhm bhar jayega,kaise bharegi woh jagah jahan teri kami hogi

Kabhi tum bhi hume yaad kar liya karo..Milne ki fariyaad kar liya karo..Ek hum hai jo har baar shuruwaat karte hai..Kabhi aap bhi hume humse pehle yaad kar liya karo.

jeewan ke har rang doston se hai, koi lal, koi hara , koi neela ,koi peela , par aapko dekhte hi dil bas yahi poochta hai , yeh naya rang kon sa hai.

hum ne jo chaha takdir se paya.takdir ne hum dono ko milaya.khushnasib the hum, ya woh pal tha hasin? jab aap jaisa dost meri zindagi mein aaya

relation is someone hurts u, u dnt hurt back..wen someone shouts at u, u dnt shout back,but wen someone needs u, u always cum back.

My heart problem has reached a critical stage that doctor says there are only 2 options left....I.C.U or......U C me

Friendship is about bringing out the ve when everything seems -ve, being accepted for who u r, being able to pick up right where u left off, sharing, talking

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on

Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai, Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai, Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye, ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai

Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,Ye dosti ka risha sirf Tum se hai,warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte...

Bhig jati hai palkein tanhai mey,dard hai koi jan na le,pasand karte hai tez BARSAAT mey nikalna,kahin rote hu koi pehchaan na le..

If I get ur SMILE, I dont need FLOWERS,If I get ur VOICE, I dont need MUSIC,If u speak to me, I dont need anybody else,U just b my FRIEND, I dont need the WORLD

aap se milne ka mann ker raha hai..mann ko samjhaya to dil tadap raha hai..dil ko bataya to aankhe ro padi hai..unhe chup karaya to saanse bol rahi hai "i miss u"

veer ko zara ka sms nahi aaya.veer na 3 din se khana nahi khaya.veer baitha tha zara ke sms ke intzaar main aur zara baithi thi sms free hone ke intzaar main.

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,Yun aansoo na bahana,Agar meri yaad aaye to,Sidhe upar chale aana.

Friendship is a Network that needs: No Recharge, No Roming, No validity limit , No Signal problems. Just Don't Swicth Off UR HEART.

APNI DOSTI KOI PEPSI NAHI JO YE DIL MANGE MORE, KOI WILLS NAHI JO MAID FOR EACH OTHER, APNI DOSTI TO L.I.C HAI JO JIWAN KE SATH BHI JIWAN KE BAD BHI.......

Marne par jannat mile na mile,Ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,SMS karne me kasar mat kar mere dost,Kya pata tujhe narak me network mile na mile.

veer ko zara ka sms nahi aaya.veer na 3 din se khana nahi khaya.veer baitha tha zara ke sms ke intzaar main aur zara baithi thi sms free hone ke intzaar main.

TUMSE NA MILE KOI GUM NAHI,BUS BAAT KARO YEH MILNE SE KAM NAHI,DOSTI MEIN DHOKHA DE WO HUM NAHI, KYONKI HUMARI DOSTI 'RANG DE BASANTI' SE KAM NAHI

RAH RAH KAR AAPKI YAAD SATATI HAI, SMS NA KARNE KI WAJAH SATATI HAI. SOCH RAHE HAIN HAM, JAROOR KOI GAM HAI, YA AAP KE DIL MAIN HAMARE LIYE JAGAH KAM HAI.....

Darasal tumhaari yaad hi,mujhe tum tak le aati hai.Lekin main har ek baar,nayaa bahaana banaa deta hoon.Jab bhi tumhaare pas izhaare-dil ke maksad se aata hoon,har dafaa main koi aur hi kissa soona detaa hoon.Meri chaahat ka izhaar meri aankhon tak aahi pahoncha hai,lekin tumhaare saamnemain apni aankhon ko jhuka deta hoon.Main jaantaa hoon dil maintumhaare bhi chaahat hai mere vaaste,lekin main khanmokhan hiapne dil ko daraataa rehtaa hoon.

kaho usi se jo na kahe kisi se... mango usi se de de khusi se..chaho use jo tumhe mile kismat se..dosti karo usi se jo hamesha nibhaye hasi se...

Jaam tutne ka bahana na kar,Hum to teri aankho se pee lenge.Tu mat aa lekin aane ka vaada to kar,Hum tere intezar mein hi jee lenge.

Aaja sms-sms khelte hain.Pehle tu kar..fir tu kar..Fir se tu kar..1 bar fir tu kar..bas a baar last kar de..Bas ab baad mein khelenge ok.

Aankhon ki jaban wo samajh nahin pate,hooth magar kuch keh nahin pate,apni bebasi kis tarah kahen, koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahin paate.

Na jaane kyon abhi ek aansu aankh se jhalka,Dil ko shayad aapki yaad aayi,Chahat hai itni aap se milne ki,Hanste hue bhi aanken bhar aayi..!

Ek tanha raat mein aapki yaad aayi,tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigratte jalai..Na jaane kya Qyamat ho aayi dhunve mein bhi aapki tasveer nazar aayi..!

Dua karten hain hum sir jukhayen. Ae dost aap apni manjil ko payen.Agar aapki rahon mein Andhera aaye to Roshni ke liye khuda hum ko jalaye.

Zindagi mein kabhi to mujhe yaad karoge,Mehfil mein nahi to tanhai mein fariyaad karoge.Humsa na milega koi Dost phir apni "KISSMAT" par naaz karoge.

Punam ki raat mein chand badal jaata hai,Waqt ke saath insaan badal jaata hai,Sochte hain ki aapko tang na karen par soochte soochte plan badal jaata hai.

Kuch Log Khaas Hoten Hain,Har Pal Paas Hoten Hain,Khushiyon Mein Shamil Hote Hain,Aur Gham Main Bhi Saath Rehate Hain,Log unhe DOST aur hum unhe AAp Kehate hain.

Jindagi mein intazar ki lakeer chhod jayenge.Aankhon mein yadoon ki nami chhod jayenge.Dhundte firoge 1 din hume,hum yadoon ki vo tasveer chhod jayenge.

What is a Kiss..?In view of:GEOMETRY-Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 lips.ECONOMICS-Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is higher then SUPPLY!PHYSICS-Kiss is the process of CHARGING a human body..COMPUTER-Kiss is like a LAN,in which 2 bodies are connected without DATA CABLE...!

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AANSO AA JATE HAIN PAR LABO PE HANSI LANI PADTI HAI. YE MOHABBAT BHI KYA CHEEZ HAI JINSE KARTE HAIN UNHI SE CHHUPATNI PADTI HAI.

When words fail, Eyes Work.When Eyes fail, Heart Works When Heart fails...To kya?Samjhetapak gaya,MAMU...!

woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua karte the.

CHARO TARAF CHAND FEKRELA HAI LIGHT,BOLE TO HOGILE HAI NIGHT BAND KARDALNEKA TUBELIGHT AUR SONEKA TIGHT, BOLETO GOOD NIGHT

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The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN

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jis ma maange ham nay har khushi tumhari ho go.
jab b mily koe khushi tum koto samajh layna.
doa jo qabool hoe woh hamari hogi.

Tuje dekhe Bina Teri tasveer Bana Sakta Hon.
Tuje Jane Bina Tera Haal Bata Sakta Hon.
Hai Meri Mohabat Me Itna Dam.
Apni Ankh K Ansoo Teri Ankh Se gira Sakta Hon...

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jub kabhi chaandani raaat nikhar jayay
jub kabhi bewaja hi dharkan machal jayay
too samajhnaa ka hum nai tum koo yaaad kiyaa hai

Tanhaimein faryad to kar saktay hain
viranay abad to kar saktay hain
hum ap se mil nahi saktay to kia hua
per ap ko dil sa yad to kar saktay hain.

SAB KUCH BADALTAY DEKHA HAY
AASMAN KO DHALTAY DEKHA HAY
TUM SOORAJ KI BAAT KERTAY HO
HUM NAY CHAND JALTAY DEKHA HAY,

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Wali ban jatay agar Ziker-e-Khuda kartay....

mehak dosti ki ishq say kam nahi hoti
ishq pe zindagi khatam nahi hoti
sat agar ho zindagi mein doston ka
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fasle kam karodil milate raho,
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raat kali sahi aankh nam na karo,
ek sitare bano aur jagmagate raho

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a million dollars or a true friend i choose a million dollars becoz i
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Hum woh hain jo sath nibhaya krty hain..
Door reh kr milna mushkil ho...
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dosti ko bhool jaye woh hum nahi.
tum bewafa banno is baat me dum nahi.
kyun ke hamari wafe bhi kuch kam nahi.

yu tu hum kise ka peecha kya nhn kerte darde dil lya or diya nhn kerte
ye tu itafaq ki baat ha ka doosti ap sa ha warna itna kimte taufa hum
kise ko diya nhn kerte

Kabhi dost' kehte ho, kabhi dua dete ho,
kabhi bewakt neend se jaga dete ho,
par jab bhi hume sms karte ho
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waqt ki andhere me tufan badal jata hai,
sochta hu tumhe pareshan na karu,
lekin baad me irada badal jata hai.

Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's decision !
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Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love.

Pure love and suspicion cannot dwell together: at the door where the latter enters, the former makes its exit.

Expect the people you love to be better. It helps them to become better. But don't get upset when they fail. It helps them keep trying

I have no regrets. I will never regret loving someone because the feeling of love for five minutes is greater than an eternity of hurt

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love.

U-ME=NOTHING
U+ME=EVERYTHING
I LOVE U

Speak less to people whom u love most.....Because if they cant understand ur silence.....They can never understand your words....


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jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai

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love is like a perfume spread it,
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7.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
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Why should only i suffer!!!

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is pyar me kaisa dhoka kar baithe
unse kya gila kare
bhool hamari hi hai
jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe

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The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)

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Set in 1898, this movie is based on the true story of two lions in Africa that killed 130 people over a nine month period, while a bridge engineer (Val Kilmer) and an experienced old hunter (Michael Douglas) tried to kill them.

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The Fifth Element

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Two hundred and fifty years in the future, life as we know it is threatened by the arrival of Evil. Only the fifth element can stop the Evil from extinguishing life, as it tries to do every five thousand years. She is helped by ex-soldier, current-cab-driver, Korben Dallas, who is, in turn, helped by Prince/Arsenio clone, Ruby Rhod. Unfortunately, Evil is being assisted by Mr. Zorg, who seeks to profit from the chaos that Evil will bring, and his alien mercenaries.

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The Last Samurai

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n the 1870s, Captain Nathan Algren, a cynical veteran of the American Civil war who will work for anyone, is hired by Americans who want lucrative contracts with the Emperor of Japan to train the peasant conscripts for the first standing imperial army in modern warfare using firearms. The imperial Omura cabinet's first priority is to repress a rebellion of traditionalist Samurai -hereditary warriors- who remain devoted to the sacred dynasty but reject the Westernizing policy and even refuse firearms. Yet when his ill-prepared superior force sets out too soon, their panic allows the sword-wielding samurai to crush them. Badly wounded Algren's courageous stand makes the samurai leader Katsumoto spare his life; once nursed to health he learns to know and respect the old Japanese way, and participates as advisor in Katsumoto's failed attempt to save the Bushido tradition, but Omura gets repressive laws enacted- he must now choose to honor his loyalty to one of the embittered sides when the conflict returns to the battlefield...

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The Fog

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The Centenary of the small sea town, Antonio Bay, is approaching. While the townsfolk prepare to celebrate, the victims of the crime that founded the town rise from the sea to claim retribution. Under cover of the fog, they carry out their vicious attacks, searching for what is rightly theirs.

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Blood Diamond

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Set in Sierra Leone, BLOOD DIAMOND explores the role of diamond trading in the African civil war of the late 1990s. Narrowly escaping death when his village is invaded by R.U.F. militia, farmer Solomon Vandy (Djimon Hounsou) is enslaved at a diamond mine and has his family taken from him. When he discovers an unusually large stone he buries it, knowing it may be his only tool for retrieving his family. While Vandy is imprisoned, white African diamond smuggler Danny Archer (Leonardo DiCaprio) overhears an angry R.U.F. leader shouting at the farmer about the missing diamond, and he gets Vandy out of jail, then bribes him with the promise that he will help find Vandys family in return for half the diamonds worth. Bonded by a common goal, the two men clash over drastically different values, but manage to stick together in pursuit of the prize. Also playing a part is fearless American journalist Maddie Bowen (Jennifer Connolly), whose flirtations with Archer and obsession with the truth land her in the middle of the bloody action. As the three embark on a dangerous journey filled with close calls, unlikely bonds form that threaten to change Archers unfeeling ways. Meanwhile, a plotline following Vandys beloved son shows us the horror being done to and by child soldiers at the hands of the so-called freedom-fighting rebel forces. Addressing his serious subject with passion and skill, director Edward Zwick (THE LAST SAMURAI) delivers impressive action sequences that feel horrifically real without seeming excessive. While some critics have taken stabs at the film for its Hollywood elements, no one can argue against BLOOD DIAMOND's noble intentions or its stellar performances. To most viewers, the film is likely to provide a disturbing and educational look at a world many know little about.

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The Core

plot outline :For reasons unknown, the earth's inner core has stopped rotating, causing the planet's electromagnetic field to rapidly deteriorate. Instantly, life around the globe begins to change dramatically. In Boston, 32 people with pacemakers, all within a 10-block radius, suddenly drop dead. In San Francisco, the Golden Gate Bridge collapses, sending hundreds of people plunging to their deaths. In London's Trafalgar Square, flocks of pigeons lose their ability to navigate, flying into panicked crowds, slamming into windshields and causing drivers to lose control of their cars. And in Rome, as thousands of tourists watch helplessly, an electrical superstorm reduces the ancient Roman Colosseum to rubble. Scrambling to resolve the crisis, government and military officials call upon geophysicist Dr. Josh Keyes and a team of the world's most gifted scientists to travel into the earth's core in a subterranean craft piloted by "terranauts" Major Rebecca "Beck" Childs and Commander Robert Iverson. Their mission: Detonate a nuclear device that will reactivate the core and save the world from sure destruction

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Land Of The Dead

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The world is full of zombies and the survivors have barricaded themselves inside a walled city to keep out the living dead. As the wealthy hide out in skyscrapers and chaos rules the streets, the rest of the survivors must find a way to stop the evolving zombies from breaking into the city

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The One

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This movie postulates what if there is more than one universe. And that all of these universes are held together by one single stream of energy and that energy is equally distributed to every living in each universe and if one of these beings die, that energy is reallocated equally to each other surviving member. And with each allocation, a person becomes stronger. Now one universe has master the ability of crossing into another universe, and a man named Shulaw who believes that if he can kill all of his counterparts, he will become invincible, but there are those who believe that it might have detrimental effects, so try and stop him. Unfortunately, he just has one more person to kill, Gabe Law, but the officers follow Shulaw but Shulaw has committed some crimes and Gabe is accused and is wanted. But Gabe discovers that he has changed and only wants to kill Shulaw not realizing what could happen.


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Liar Liar

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An unctuous, smooth-talking divorce attorney's propensity for propitious prevarication may wow the juries, but his five-year-old son Max wants an end to the lies. So when Dad blows off the boy's birthday bash with yet another weak excuse, Max wishes his dad to spend a whole day incapable of lying. And lo and behold, the wish comes true, with hilariously disastrous results in the courtroom.

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Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

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Kenneth Branagh's treatment of Mary Shelley's Gothic tale is a well photographed and faithful adaptation.
In this adaptation of the classic Mary Shelley tale, Kenneth Branagh stars as Victor Frankenstein, a man possessed by a mission to create life but painfully unaware of the consequences of his actions. He succeeds in his quest to create a man, but his creature (Robert De Niro) is both revolting and tragically aware of the effect he has on others. His creation escapes, and Frankenstein eventually gives him up for dead. The creature, however, is very much alive, tormented by his plight and plotting a horrible revenge. Shelley's novella is given a lush and lurid treatment by Branagh in this epic Gothic tragedy of a man who dares to play God. The film features a cast of strong supporting actors, including Helena Bonham Carter, Tom Hulce, Aidan Quinn, Ian Holm, and John Cleese.

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Sahara

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Dirk (Matthew McConaughey) and Al (Steve Zahn) have been friends since kindergarten, having also gone through college and the Navy together. The two now work for a former admiral traveling around the world and salvaging treasures from the sea with the National Underwater and Marine Agency (NUMA). In his spare time, Dirk is obsessed with the 150-year-old mystery of the Texas, an Ironclad battleship that reportedly disappeared from Richmond, Virginia during a Civil War battle and turned up in Africa. When a Confederate coin--allegedly one of only five minted--surfaces in Mali, Dirk and Al plan to travel there from Lagos, Nigeria on the admiral's yacht to investigate. Meanwhile, in Lagos, Dirk meets Eva (Penelope Cruz), a doctor for the World Health Organization (WHO) who believes that there is a plague building in Mali. Since the WHO is unable to find another way into the war-torn country, Dirk and Al give Eva and her colleague a lift up the river. Once in Mali, Dirk, Al, and Eva quickly find themselves embroiled in trouble as she pursues the source of the disease. Meanwhile, Dirk and Al search for the Texas. Based on a novel by Clive Cussler, SAHARA is a rollicking thrill ride through exotic locales, including everything from high-speed boat chases to helicopter pursuits to jeeps racing through the desert to camel rides. A warlord and a greedy French businessman prove to be formidable villains for the trio. McConaughey fits the bill as gentleman and adventurer Dirk, while Zahn holds his own as likeable sidekick Al. Cruz is feisty as independent Eva. Director Breck Eisner's theatrical feature film debut also features William H. Macy as the admiral.

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In THE TUXEDO, Jackie Chan stars as Jimmy Tong, a taxi driver who's
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Transporter 2

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Professional driver Frank Martin is living in Miami, where he is temporarily filling in for a friend as the chauffeur for a government narcotics control policymaker and his family. The young boy in the family is targeted for kidnapping, and Frank immediately becomes involved in protecting the child and exposing the kidnappers



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Kungfu Hustle

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Set in Canton, China in the 1940s, the story revolves around a hapless wannabe gangster who aspires to become a member of the notorious "Axe Gang." Other characters include an obnoxious landlady and her apparently frail husband who exhibit extraordinary powers in defending their turf.

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Eragon

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Based on the first novel in Christopher Paolinis popular INHERITANCE trilogy, ERAGON is a fantastical adventure in a vein similar to that of the LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy and THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA. A classic story of a quest driven by destiny and set in a land where elves, magicians, and humans live side by side, the battle between good and evil, innocence and cynicism, is taken up once again. John Malkovitch camps it up as the evil King Galbatorix, a former guardian of peace who long ago went over to the dark side. He now rules over a land from which dragons have all but disappeared, until humble farm boy Eragon (newcomer Edward Speelers) happens upon a mysterious blue object that turns out to be a dragon egg. Eragon befriends the charming dragon cub, Saphira (voiced with aplomb by Rachel Weisz), and becomes her rider, designating him as the principal warrior in the fight against evil. Jeremy Irons steals the show as the wise and mysterious old man who becomes Eragons mentor, guiding him through the tasks of saving a princess (Sienna Guillory) battling an evil sorcerer (Robert Carlyle, TRAINSPOTTING), and fending off hordes of the hideous Urgals. All of this will strike the seasoned fantasy viewer as familiar territory, but the formula is given life by veterans Malkovitch and Irons, as well as the young Speelers. The film was shot mostly in Hungary, whose breathtaking landscape combines to great effect with excellent cinematography. The special effects, created by LORD OF THE RINGS Digital Magic and STAR WARS Industrial Light and Magic, more than live up to the precedent set by those films, while the dragon is films true star.

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The Covenant

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In 1692, in the Ipswich Colony of Massachusetts, five families of powerful witches commit to a covenant of silence to protect themselves against the witch hunters, but one of the families transgress their pact and is banished from their lands. Along the centuries, the power and the covenant are transmitted through their descendants and when the eldest son is eighteen years old, he ascends to a higher power. However, the use of magic addicts and if used in excess, ages the warlock. In the present days, four wizards teenage friends are in high school and their leader Caleb Danvers is close to his eighteenth birthday and consequently to ascend. He has just met Sarah Wenham and they are dating, when the appearance of darkling and supernatural dreams haunt the group. Sooner they find an evil warlock, descendant of the fifth ancient family that wants to strip Caleb's power

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Wild Things

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A high school guidance counselor is accused of raping a well-to-do student as well as a not-so-wealthy student. Defending himself with the aid of an eccentric attorney turns into more than he bargained for in this tale of double and triple crosses that includes a rather well known ménage à trois.
A seemingly virtuous high school guidance counselor, Sam Lombardo (Matt Dillon), is accused of raping students Kelly (Denise Richards) and Suzie (Neve Campbell). Ken Bowden (Bill Murray), an oddball attorney, and Detective Ray Duquette (Kevin Bacon) come to Lombardos aid, unraveling a much larger blackmail scheme involving some of the town's least suspicious residents. WILD THINGS, a veering, breakneck ride, proved surprisingly successful at the box office. It features director John McNaughtons (HENRY PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER, NORMAL LIFE) best talents: sinuous, layered storytelling, racy cinematography, and shocking plot twists. Richards and Campbell sizzle on the screen as they tease, seduce, and entrap. Lying somewhere between black comedy and psycho thriller, WILD THINGS is an unclassifiable, unforgettable original.

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Friday the 13th - Part 3


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Jason Voorhees (Richard Brooker) returns again to Camp Crystal Lake, where he drowned nearly three decades before while some negligent camp counselors made out on the beach. Understandably upset by this turn of events, Jason continues to haunt his old stomping grounds, dealing death to those thrill-seeking teens who venture into the woods. This time around, Jason faces tougher victims in the form of a motorcycle gang and dons what is to become his trademark hockey mask. The original theatrical release featured 3-D effects.
Shot in Movielab color and 3D. Produced by Jason Productions for Paramount Pictures. Additional cast: Rachel Howard (Chili), David Katims (Chuck), Nick Savage (All), Gloria Charles (Fox), and Kevin O'Brien (Loco). Rated BBFC X by the British Board of Film Classification.

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Open Season

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OPEN SEASON, an animated action-adventure, follows the fortunes of two forest-animal misfits. Boog (Martin Lawrence) is a gentle and domesticated bear; Elliot (Ashton Kutcher) is an absentminded and accident-prone deer who has been shunned by his herd. Together, they struggle to adapt to the ways of life in the wild and on their own. Boog longs to return to the cushy conditions he had with Beth (Debra Messing), an animal-loving park ranger who rescued him and raised him as a pet from the time he was a cub. Desperate to please his new friend, who spared him from an overzealous hunter (Gary Sinise), Elliot tries to help lead Boog back to the mountainside town, but instead they are met with hostility by their fellow forest creatures, including a combative squirrel, McSquizzy (Billy Connelly); a perfectionist beaver, Reilly (Jon Favreau); and a machismo-fueled deer, Ian (Patrick Warburton), who is Elliots nemesis. Now, with hunting season upon them, they must all align to defend themselves against the hunters that annually plague their domain. While obviously geared toward kids, OPEN SEASON covers quite a few ad*lt themes, including the comparison of man and beast. By pitting animals against hunters, the film operates from a pro-animal and pro-environment stance. It also conveys the importance of getting along with those different from ourselves, and encourages teamwork and acceptance of others. The PG-rated film includes some mature references, including rude humor and mild violence, but overall offers entertainment appropriate for the whole family.

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Shooter

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Antoine Fuqua, the director of such action movies as TRAINING DAY and THE REPLACEMENT KILLERS, takes on government conspiracies in SHOOTER. Based on the book POINT OF IMPACT by Stephen Hunter, SHOOTER focuses on Bob Lee Swagger (Mark Wahlberg), a former Marine scout sniper who has retired to a log cabin in the middle of the woods after a supposedly standard mission got out of hand in Ethiopia. Three years later, Colonel Isaac Johnson (Danny Glover) shows up with two flunkies, trying to convince Swagger to help them thwart a plot to assassinate the president. Honor and duty get the better of him, and Swagger agrees to participate--only to find out that he has been set up, sending him on the run so he can discover who was really behind the shooting. With the whole world looking for him, the only people willing to help him are the widow of his former partner, Sarah (Kate Mara), and Nick Memphis (Michael Pena), a young FBI agent who refuses to stop investigating the case. Wahlberg, nominated for an Oscar for his supporting performance in THE DEPARTED, is excellent in the lead role of a complicated man who had turned his back on society, only to be thrust right back into the middle of it. Glover is solid as his arch-nemesis, who treats the situation as if it's some kind of game. SHOOTER is an action-filled suspense thriller that races through the streets of Philadelphia, New York, Kentucky, and Washington, DC, as well as Ethiopia in a violent search for answers.

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Double Jeopardy

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In DOUBLE JEOPARDY, Libby Parsons, a young mother, is framed, tried, and convicted for the murder of her husband. Paroled after serving six years of her sentence, she decides to search for her missing son. However, Libby's tough-as-nails parole officer Travis Lehman decides to keep a close eye in her, fearing that she intends to employ the double jeopardy loophole to take revenge.
Director Bruce Beresford's thriller stars Ashley Judd as Libby Parsons, a young woman with a seemingly happy marriage and a prosperous life. While on a weekend sailing trip, she wakes up in the middle of the night to find the boat covered in blood and her husband, Nick (Bruce Greenwood), missing. Since she's found holding a knife covered in her husband's blood, Libby's quickly indicted and convicted of murder. Her lawyer suggests that she give up her son, and he's soon adopted by her friend, Angie (Annabeth Gish), who promptly disappears with the child. Although Libby's angry enough to break out of prison, her lawyer-cellmate advises her to wait for parole and take advantage of double jeopardy protection, a legal loophole that prevents her from being tried for the same crime twice. Six years later, Libby's paroled into a halfway house under the care of hard-bitten probation officer Travis Lehman (Tommy Lee Jones). She escapes immediately, taking off to find her son and exact revenge on those who framed her. Lehman, expecting as much, is fast on her trail.

Theatrical release: September 24, 1999. Shot in Prince George, Revelstoke, and Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. In the United States, it was shot at the Stennis Space Center in Mississippi, and New Orleans, Louisiana. DOUBLE JEOPARDY was a surprise hit at the box office, grossing more than $115 million in the United States alone. The film's success elevated the already well-known Ashley Judd to celebrity status.

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James Bond Tomorrow Never Dies

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Pierce Brosnan continues as Agent James Bond 007 in a mission which includes a media tycoon, his former lover and a Chinese agent. Elliot Carver (Pryce) wants to complete his global media empire, but in order for this to work., he must achieve broadcasting rights in China. Carver wants to to start up World War III by starting a confrontation over British and Chinese waters. Bond gains the helping of Wai Lin (Yeoh) on his quest to stop him, but how will Bond feel when he meets up with his former lover, who is know Carver's wife.

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James Bond Die Another Day

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The story begins in the demilitarised zone between North and South Korea with a spectacular high-speed hovercraft chase and continues via Hong Kong to Cuba and London where Bond meets up with the two ladies who are to play such important and differing roles in his quest to unmask a traitor and to prevent a war of catastrophic consequence. Hot on the trail of the principle villains, Bond travels to Iceland where he experiences at first hand the power of an amazing new weapon before a dramatic confrontation with his main adversary back in Korea where it all started..

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Die Hard

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New York cop John McCLane flies to Los Angeles on Christmas eve to spend the holidays with his family. He arrives at the Nakatomi corp. building for his wife's office party. International terrorists take over the building and hold every one as hostage to steel $600 million of bonds from the vaults of the building. Now its up to McCLane to face the terrorists and save his wife and the other hostages.


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Days of Thunder

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An ambitious and seemingly fearless young stock car driver strives to be number one on the NASCAR Circuit. When he is brought together with a racing legend, he not only learns about automobiles, but the older man helps him through a dramatic process of self-discovery.
Cole Trickle (Tom Cruise) is a young, cocky hotshot with little stock car driving experience and a lot of raw talent. Trickles uncanny ability to make all the right moves on the racetrack wins him the backing of Tim Dolan (Randy Quaid), who wants to put him in a car. Eventually he wins the support of grizzled former driver Harry Hogge (Robert Duvall), a NASCAR legend who sees that Trickle has the potential to be a great driver. Determined to make it to the top, Trickle develops a healthy rivalry with veteran racer Rowdy Burns (Michael Rooker). Along the way, he romances Dr. Claire Lewicki (Nicole Kidman), a beautiful neurosurgeon. Hogges mentoring (and a potential tragedy) leads Trickle through the dramatic process of self-discovery, which ultimately makes him a better driver. Directed by Tony Scott, DAYS OF THUNDER is reminiscent of his TOP GUN, the film that rocketed Cruise to stardom. Scott uses spectacular driving and racing scenes in this film, which was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Sound.

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Armageddon

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Due to a shuttle's unfortunate demise in outer space, NASA becomes aware of a doomsday asteroid that is on a collision course with Earth. It seems that the only way to knock it off course is to drill into its surface and detonate a nuclear weapon. But as NASA's under-funded yet resourceful team train the world's best drillers for the job, the social order of the world begins to break down as the information reaches the public and hysteria results. As high-ranking officials play politics with the effort, the drilling team all faces deep personal issues which may jeopardize humanity's last chance...

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Black Rain

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In BLACK RAIN, a dirty New York cop learns the value of honor from a Japanese cop who in turn learns about the benefits of not-so-subtle American assertiveness. Ridley Scott's thriller features a rarely seen side of Japan seething with mob violence, prostitution, homelessness, and near-peasant rural life.
Director Ridley Scott's international crime thriller stars Michael Douglas as Mike Conklin, a New York detective under investigation for corruption. When yakuza hit man Sato (Yusaku Matsuda) kills two American mobsters in New York, he's extradited to Osaka to face trial, with Conklin and Charlie Vincent (Andy Garcia) as his escorts. Mistakenly turning over their prisoner to yakuza disguised as police, Conklin and Vincent realize, after running down some blind alleys, that they have no chance of finding Sato in the unfamiliar city and enlist the services of Japanese desk cop Masahiro "Mas" Masumoto (Ken Takakura). While relaxing with Mas at a karaoke bar, the cops also get information on the world of the yakuza from Joyce Kinglsey (Kate Capshaw), a high-class bargirl. As they continue the search for Sato, the scrupulous, methodical, and civilized style of Japanese police work rubs the improvisational, rule-breaking Americans the wrong way. But when Vincent is murdered, Mas and Conklin realize that success will come only through a blending of investigative and cultural styles. The almost impenetrably sooty, neon-saturated city of Osaka is superbly photographed by future director Jan de Bont.

Shot on locations in Osaka, Japan; New York City, New York; and Northern California. This film is not to be confused with Japanese director Shohei Imamura's BLACK RAIN, which was produced around the same time. Imamura's film deals with the lives of a Japanese family who survived the nuclear-bombing of Hiroshima. The phrase "black rain," used in both films, refers to the deadly fallout caused by the detonation of an atomic weapon.

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Pet Sematary

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Dr. Louis Creed, having just moved to Maine with his wife and two children, is heartbroken when he finds that his daughter's beloved cat has been hit by a truck and killed. Thankfully, a strange, elderly neighbor called Jud knows a secret that may spare the young girl's tears. He takes the dead cat to an ancient Indian burial ground that lies hidden in the surrounding hilltops; and when he buries the feline there, it comes back to life a few days later. But Louis can't be trusted with the secret, and, despite strong warnings that something horrible will happen, he uses the power of the burial ground to bring his son back from the dead -- after the child is killed the same way the family cat was.
Director Mary Lambert's (THE IN CROWD) second film is a very underrated rendering of a Stephen King bestseller. In it a young family, the Creeds have recently moved to a new neighborhood where they very quickly lose their cat, which is run over by a speeding truck. The Creed's neighbor, Jud (Fred Gwynne), feeling bad for the family, tells Mr. Creed (Dale Midkiff) about the secret Indian burial ground in the neighborhood, which has mysterious rejuvenating powers. However, when the Creed's infant son meets a fate similar to the family pet, Mr. Creed can't resist temptation and he brings an unspeakable evil back from the grave.

Marks the first time that author Stephen King wrote the screenplay for a filmed version of one of his novels.

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Gangs Of New York

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Having seen his father killed in a major gang fight in New York, young Amsterdam Vallon is spirited away for his own safety. Some years later, he returns to the scene of his father's death, the notorious Five Points district in New York. It's 1863 and lower Manhattan is run by gangs, the most powerful of which is the Natives, headed by Bill "The Butcher" Cutting. He believes that America should belong to native-born Americans and opposes the waves of immigrants, mostly Irish, entering the city. It's also the time of the Civil War and forced conscription leads to the worst riots in US history. Amid the violence and corruption, young Vallon tries to establish himself in the area and also seek revenge over his father's death.

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Black Hawk Down

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On October 3, 1993, Army Rangers and members of the elite Delta Force participated in a covert operation in Mogadishu, Somalia that went horribly wrong. Sent to abduct two lieutenants of a vicious Somali warlord, the soldiers found themselves surrounded by hostile militia. Two Black Hawk helicopters were shot down and many men lost their lives. Mark Bowden of the Philadelphia Inquirer told the story of the battle in his exhaustively researched, critically acclaimed book, BLACK HAWK DOWN, and filmmaker Ridley Scott (GLADIATOR) and screenwriter Ken Nolan have done an amazing job of bringing the dramatic story to the screen. Like Bowden's book, the film does not thoroughly examine the context of the conflict, but gives a detailed and intense blow-by-blow account of the fighting. The outstanding ensemble cast includes Josh Hartnett as a competent but nervous Ranger sergeant leading his first mission, Ewan McGregor as a "desk jockey" who excels when sent into combat, Eric Bana (THE INCREDIBLE HULK) as a cocky and enigmatic Delta, and Ron Eldard as a downed Black Hawk pilot. The violence of the film is brutal and nearly constant. Scott unflinchingly captures the chaos and mayhem of battle with tremendous visual finesse.

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The Ring

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A young journalist must investigate a mysterious videotape which seems to cause the death of anyone in a week of viewing it.


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the Ring 2

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Six months after the incidents involving the lethal videotape, new clues prove that there is a new evil lurking in the darkness.

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Casino Royale

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James Bond goes on his first ever mission. Le Chiffre is a banker to the world's terrorists. He is participating in a poker game at Montenegro, where he must win back his money, in order to stay safe among the terrorist market. The boss of MI6, known simply as M sends Bond, along with Vesper Lynd to attend this game and prevent Le Chiffre from winning. Bond, using help from Felix Leiter, Mathis and having Vesper pose as his wife, enters the most important poker game in his already dangerous career. But if Bond defeats Le Chiffre, will he and Vesper Lynd remain safe?

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The Evil Dead 1981

Director:Sam Raimi

Genre:Fantasy / Horror / Thriller

Plot Summary - Five friends go to a cabin in the woods for a vacation. They discover The Book of the Dead and a tape recorder belonging to a professor, who also owns the cabin. One of them plays back what is recorded on the tape-- which just happens to be Candarian resurrection passages translated from the Necronomicon (Book of the Dead) by the professor, which unleashes an evil force from the woods. The people start turning into evil deadites, and the others soon learn from the tape that the only way to kill a person who is turned into a deadite is by total body dismemberment. People are dying left and right; one girl early in the film looses control and runs off into the woods, only to be raped by the trees.

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The Evil Dead 2.1987

Director:Sam Raimi

Genre:Action / Comedy / Fantasy / Horror

Plot Summary - Ash - the sole survivor of the original 'Evil Dead' - returns with his girlfriend Linda to the remote cabin in the woods. He discovers a tape recorder that a professor had used to record incantations from the Necronomicon XMortis - the Book of the Dead. When he turns it on, the recording releases a dark, sinister force from the woods. It turns Linda into a zombie, her soul possessed by some hideous demon, and then tries to do the same to Ash. Other people come to help Ash, but one by one they are taken over by the Evil Dead force that also possesses Linda, the Professor, and the Professor's wife...and they try to make sure Ash is...Dead by Dawn!

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The Evil Dead 3 ( Amry Of Darkness).1992

Director:Sam Raimi

Genre:Action / Adventure / Comedy / Fantasy / Horror

Plot Summary - In the third film of "The Evil Dead" series, our gun-toting, chainsaw-handed hero, Ash (Bruce Campbell), has been transported to the 13th century where he has been prophesied as the one who will find the Necronomicon, the Book of the Dead, and deliver the people from the terrors of the Deadites, who quest for the book, too. But he is mistaken as a spy from a rival kingdom and forced to fight two Deadites before the people find out what he is here for. He also falls for a woman named Sheila (Embeth Davidtz) before he searches for the book. But after finding it, he says the wrong words that will allow the wisemen to use the book to send him back and stop the Deadites and accidentally awakens the Army of the Dead, led by his clone, Evil Ash. Now, Ash must use his 20th century wits and skills to beat Evil Ash and his army of skeletons.

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Miami Vice

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Based on the 1980's TV action/drama, this update focuses on vice detectives Crockett and Tubbs as their respective personal and professional lives become dangerously intertwined.

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Jurassic Park I

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Paleontologist Alan Grant and his paleobotanist girlfriend, Ellie Sattler, give lectures on dinosaur history between digs at remote exotic locales. One dusty afternoon, John Hammond, a millionaire inspired by scientific wonders, makes an offer to the erudite couple that they can't refuse: He asks them to act as consultants on his entrepreneurial endeavor--an amusement park with live dinosaurs as the main attraction. On an island off the coast of Costa Rica, Hammond's already biologically engineering living dinosaurs by extracting and reconstructing dino-DNA from fossilized insects. But bedlam ensues when Wayne, a computer genius, tampers with Jurassic Park's security system so that he can smuggle out a bunch of frozen embryos. The prehistoric creatures break loose around feeding time and the millionaire, the scientists, the park employees, and two children become fair game.
Steven Spielberg directed this blockbuster thriller based on the popular book by Michael Crichton. Millionaire John Hammond (Richard Attenborough) asks two dinosaur experts (Laura Dern and Sam Neill) to act as consultants on his entrepreneurial endeavor--an amusement park with DNA-cloned live dinosaurs as the main attraction. The paleontologists, along with a mathematician (Jeff Goldblum) and Hammonds two grandchildren, takes a run-through tour of the park. But soon the joyride turns to terror when an impending hurricane, an unscrupulous engineer (Wayne Knight), and the rebelling dinosaurs begin to destroy the park. Spielberg considered the most popular star of the film to be a computer-generated Tyrannosaurus rex. The special effects in general are spectacular. As Hollywood's preeminent director, Spielberg was used as a kind of financial savior for Universal Studios, which was hurting economically prior to the dinosaurian venture. Spielberg made a deal with Universal--his dream project, SCHINDLERS LIST, would be green-lighted if he agreed to make JURASSIC PARK for the studio first. By the time SCHINDLERS LIST premiered in December 1993, JURASSIC PARK, which had been released six months earlier, had broken E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIALs worldwide box-office record.

Theatrical release: June 10, 1993. The film was shot at Universal Studios and Kauai, Hawaii. Phil Tippett, Stan Winston, Michael Lantieri, and Dennis Muren won Academy Awards for Best Visual Effects for their innovative use of CGI. The film made more than $350 million at the domestic box office and more than $920 million worldwide. Steven Spielberg's JURASSIC PARK quickly found its place among the top 6 films composing Variety's 15 box-office hits of all time. The film's rise to the top began opening weekend, when it set a record for the biggest opening day, $18 million, and the highest-grossing three-day opening of all time, $52 million. This estimation doesn't, however, include inflationary prices, which might alter the film's revenue rank. Executives also predicted the film would become one of the highest-grossing films in Japan. It has already become the highest-grossing movie in Britain, not to mention the biggest hit in international box-office history, generating more than $900 million in ticket sales. According to financial analysts, the high opening weekend revenues were aided by strong advance sales obtained through telephone ticketing. MovieFone reported that 30 major theaters in Los Angeles and New York were sold out entirely through the teleticketing service. The film's estimated cost was between $56 and $100 million, including the $2 million the studio paid cowriter Michael Crichton for rights to his 1990 best-seller. Because Spielberg was concerned with anatomical accuracy, he employed a group of dino-technicians, including artists, fabricators, and paleontologists. Initially, conventional special effects techniques were to be supervised by Oscar winner Stan Winston (ALIENS, T2) until Industrial Lights & Magic's Dennis Muren (THE ABYSS, T2) convinced him computer graphics more appropriately suited the task for the large-scale scenes. Muren created ostrichlike Gallimimus on his computer that were so realistic, they left Spielberg amazed. Computer animators and model builders began working together thereafter. Winston's artists created detailed drawings from the computer pictures, which were then re-created in clay. From the clay models, large-scale hydraulic skeletons, operable by remote control, were constructed. Latex skins covered the skeletons, giving the textured appearance of the outer epidermal surfaces. The final creations included a 40-foot-long Tyrannosaurus rex, predatory velociraptors, a brachiosaur, and a spitting dilophosaur. The T-rex was controlled by a model one-fifth its scale. Spielberg's film benefited from recent scientific discoveries that refuted widely held dinosaur stereotypes. There were a number of discrepancies between the book and the film. For example, Crichton's literary menagerie included 15 dinosaur species, while the film contains only 7. Though some found the film's premise incredible, biologists Raul Cano of California Polytechnic State University at San Luis Obispo and George Poinar Jr. of the University of California, Berkeley, disclosed they had cloned DNA from a 40-million-year-old bee preserved in amber. And according to Newsweek, scientists at the American Museum of Natural History in New York also claimed to have cloned DNA from a 25-million-year-old termite trapped in a similar mineral. They are still a long way from bringing creatures to life, however.

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Jurassic Park II:The Lost World

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Dinosaurs are back...to-back in JURASSIC PARK and JURASSIC PARK: THE LOST WORLD. In JURASSIC PARK, an eccentric billionaire invites two paleontologists to his private island off South America, where he is constructing a wild animal park--whose specimens are genetically engineered dinosaurs. Breakthrough digital effects bring these extinct animals roaring back to life. Based on Michael Crichton's ravenous bestseller. Academy Award Nominations: 3. Academy Awards: 3, including Best Visual Effects. JURASSIC PARK: THE LOST WORLD is the sequel to the smash dinosaur thriller. Dr. Ian Malcolm returns for more dino-horror when, four years after the disaster at the would-be amusement park attraction, another expedition is mounted to document the natural behavior of the beasts at mysterious Site B, the island where they were originally bred. The team--composed of Malcolm, a prehistoric behavioralist, a wildlife videographer, and a systems specialist--faces adversity in the form of a less-than-scrupulous company executive, an Ahab-like big game hunter, and, of course, the terrible lizards themselves. Marginally based on the Michael Crichton novel THE LOST WORLD. Academy Award Nomination: Best Visual Effects.

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Jurassic Park III

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Paleontologist Alan Grant (Sam Neill) has sworn never to return to Jurassic Park. But he needs funding for his research, so when a wealthy thrill-seeking couple (William H. Macy and Téa Leoni) come calling, Grant and his protégée, Billy (Alessandro Nivola), agree to take them on a sightseeing flight. By the time Grant finds out what their true purpose is--to land on the island and search for their missing son--all of their lives are in peril. And Grant's newfound theory about Raptor intelligence will have its deadly proof. Joe Johnston was the right director to take over Steven Spielberg's JURASSIC PARK series. He's experienced with special effects, having worked on the STAR WARS films, while his OCTOBER SKY demonstrates his skill at telling an emotionally involving tale. In JURASSIC PARK 3, with the help of a top-notch technical team and a talented cast (who began filming before the script was finished, improvising much of their dialogue), and a new dinosaur, Spinosaurus, that makes even T-Rex nervous, Johnston has fashioned a rousing adventure with state-of-the-art visuals. Clocking in at a tense 92 minutes, it's the fastest-moving, most action-packed film of the series.

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The Marine

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A group of diamond thieves on the run kidnap the wife of a recently discharged marine who goes on a chase through the South Carolinian wilderness to retrieve her.

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Dead or Alive (DOA)

A number of fighters are invited to DOA, an invitational martial arts contest. They travel to the tournament island by plane, until they have to jump out mid-flight with parachutes, and then have until sundown to reach the main island to be entered into the tournament. Fighters are then pooled against one another in a knock-out style tournament, with the loser of a battle sent home, and the winner progressing to the subsequent round. The plot revolves around four female fighters who begin as rivals, but subsequently find themselves teaming up against another force

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Pink Panther

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Reviving the beloved comedy franchise THE PINK PANTHER, the brilliant Steve Martin returns to his slapstick physical-comedy roots. After years of flirting with the world of high culture--from his hilarious NEW YORKER pieces to his critically acclaimed novella, SHOPGIRL--Martin is back to doing what he became famous for: splitting our sides with laughter. Here he reinvents the character of Inspector Clouseau, the hapless, bungling detective with the overwrought French accent and metaphorically huge head. With his black beret and Pepe LaPew moustache, the policeman is called on to solve a high-profile crime, making a series of hilariously clumsy missteps along the way. The story centers on a familiar murder-heist narrative. A famous soccer coach meets an untimely death by homicide (via poisoned dart), leaving behind Xania, his beautiful and famous fiancée (pop star Beyonce Knowles), who is devastated. Not only has Xania lost her intended, but she also finds that her engagement ring--the fabled "pink panther" diamond--is missing. Inspector Closeau's boss, Inspector Dreyfus (a topnotch Kevin Kline), decides to give the case to his incompetent inferior, scheming to take over the case at just the right moment in order to win the coveted Medal of Honor. With his reverent sidekick Ponton (Jean Reno) and adoring secretary Nicole (Emily Mortimer), Clouseau tackles the case as only he can, destroying evidence, fumbling names and pronunciations, insulting victims, and all the while attempting to charm the gorgeous Xania in his inimitably uproarious style.

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The Grudge

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An American nurse living and working in Tokyo is exposed to a mysterious supernatural curse, one that locks a person in a powerful rage before claiming their life and spreading to another victim.

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World Trade Center

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Two Port Authority police officers become trapped under the rubble of the World Trade Center.

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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IN THEATERS JULY 11, 2007 In the silver-screen adaptation of J.K. Rowling's HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX, the fifth chapter in the beloved book series, everyone's favorite wizard-in-training (Daniel Radcliffe) finds himself in increasingly perilous situations. Not only is Harry in trouble with the Ministry of Magic for using his abilities outside of school, his trusted mentor, Professor Dumbledore (Michael Gambon), has grown distant, and an icy new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Dolores Umbridge (Imelda Staunton), has arrived to bring a frightening level of discipline to Hogwarts. And waiting in the shadows is the demonic Lord Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes), an ominous figure whose very existence is questioned by the powerful Ministry, leaving Harry and his friends--most notably Ron (Rupert Grint) and Hermione (Emma Watson)--to form a rebel group, Dumbledore's Army. Helmed by little-known British director David Yates and written by Michael Goldenberg (the first scribe to fill the boots of Steve Kloves), THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX continues the darker tone of the two preceding POTTER installments and deftly follows Harry, Ron, and Hermione as they face new foes and impending ad*lthood. While Radcliffe, Grint, and Watson all continue to imbue their characters with vitality and complexity, Staunton steals the show as the strict, merciless Umbridge, though the story, which lacks some of the special-effects-heavy set pieces of past chapters, happily leaves room for other actors to shine, most notably Alan Rickman (as the ever-enigmatic Severus Snape), Gary Oldman (Sirius Black), David Thewlis (Remus Lupin), and Helena Bonham Carter (Bellatrix Lestrange). Another fine offering of POTTER movie magic, PHOENIX may not astound quite the way that THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN did, but it easily stands as one of the best films in the series.

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Mission: Impossible

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An American agent, under false suspicion of disloyalty, must discover and expose the real spy without the help of his organization.

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Mission: Impossible III

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Ethan Hunt comes face to face with a dangerous and sadistic arms dealer while trying to keep his identity secret in order to protect his girlfriend.

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The 6th Day

In the near future, cloning is now technically advanced, but human cloning is still illegal. Adam Gibson (Schwarzenegger) returns home after working with his friend Hank Morgan (Rapaport), only to find a clone of himself with his family. Before he has chance to find out the truth, he is attacked by a group who want him dead. Adam must escape and find out the truth from the creator of the clones, Michael Drucker (Goldwyn). Adam knows for sure you couldn't have been cloned, but isn't ready for what he's about to hear.

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The Hills Have Eyes

Movie Outline.:
With his 2006 remake of Wes Cravens 1977 slasher THE HILLS HAVE EYES, French director Alexandre Aja manages to accomplish what many directors fail to do by making his film a definite improvement over the original. With Craven on board as producer, Aja sticks pretty closely to the first films script and storyline, but with the help of a larger budget, special effects, better actors, and slick cinematography, creates a much scarier story. While the films setting is contemporary, it maintains a 1970s feel in parts, paying tribute to the decade in which the slasher subgenre was born. With an interesting opening-credit sequence consisting of actual nuclear testing footage, we are told that the films desert setting was the site of nuclear testing during the 1950s and 60s. Warned to vacate, the miners that lived there refused to leave, thus subjecting themselves to high levels of toxic radiation, and breeding mutant babies as a result. It is this generation of now-grown mutants that the poor Carter family has the misfortune to encounter while driving through New Mexico on their way to California. When their vehicle breaks down in the desert, the Carters are too busy bickering with one another to realize they have entered enemy territory. But it doesnt take long for the demented creatures living in the hills to make their presence known. The gorefest that follows is packed with terribly frightening scenes of the deformed killers delighting in the torment and intended kill of each family member, young mothers, teen girls, and babies included. Much of the film is set in a government-created test city in which deteriorating mannequins take the place of actual humans. Posing lifelessly alongside their mutant neighbors, these waxy figures provide a chilling backdrop for the graphic war between the mutants and their victims.

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Gone in 60 Seconds

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This explosive action-thriller from director Dominic Sena (KALIFORNIA) and writer Scott Rosenberg (CON AIR) features enough car chases for 10 movies. Nicolas Cage plays a reformed car thief who must steal 50 cars virtually overnight in order to save his brother's (Giovanni Ribisi) life. He seeks out Robert Duvall and Angelina Jolie, among others, to do the impossible. Fasten your seat belts for this pulse-pounding thrill ride, compliments of producer Jerry Bruckheimer.
Memphis Raines (Nicholas Cage) is a former car thief who is forced to come out of retirement when his younger brother, Kip (Giovanni Ribisi), is unable to deliver 50 expensive cars to dangerous smuggler Raymond Calitri (Christopher Eccleston). With his brother's life on the line, Memphis must enlist his old car-stealing partners for help in order to pull off the ultimate crime. His team includes his mentor, Otto (Robert Duvall), and an old flame (Angelina Jolie), plus a crew of other colorful characters. Once he gets them all together, Memphis has to do the impossible: organize the theft of 50 cars from all over Los Angeles in a single night, hampered by rivals, security systems, and the best efforts of the LAPD detective (Delroy Lindo) who is out to get him. GONE IN 60 SECONDS is a fun, action-packed movie featuring producer Jerry Bruckheimer's trademarks: a simple, heartfelt story, comedy, spectacular action, an excellent cast of stars and character actors, and an amazing car chase through the crowded streets of Los Angeles. This film is based on the cult classic 1974 movie of the same name, and it's a must-see for lovers of classic cars or action fans of any stripe. Dominic Sena, the director of KALIFORNIA, directed this fast-moving crime-adventure extravaganza.

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Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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With THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING, director Peter Jackson has achieved a meticulous and captivating adaptation of the first book of J.R.R. Tolkien's classic fantasy trilogy. The setting is Middle-earth, a mythological land populated by elves, dwarves, humans, and the gentle, diminutive hobbits upon whom the story centers. One hobbit, Frodo Baggins (Elijah Wood), unexpectedly comes into possession of an ancient magical ring so powerful it invariably corrupts anyone who wears it. In order to prevent the ring's erstwhile owner, the dark lord Sauron, from reclaiming the ring and taking over Middle-earth, a motley band of comrades set out to destroy it in the fires of Mount Doom, where it was forged. Included in the group are Frodo and hobbits Sam (Sean Astin), Merry (Dominic Monoghan), and Pippin (Billy Boyd); the wizard Gandalf (Ian McKellen); human warriors Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen) and Boromir (Sean Bean); the dwarf Gimli (John Rhys-Davies); the elf Legolas (Orlando Bloom). Along the way, they wage battle with monsters, demons, and Sauron's evil minions, all brought to life by spectacular digital technology. Jackson's grandiose production represents the first of three films that he wrote and directed, derived from Tolkien's beloved novels. Fourteen months in the making, at a cost of $270 million, all three installments were filmed at once in New Zealand where diverse landscapes lend themselves particularly well to the mystical realm of Middle-earth. The trilogy also includes THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS and THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING.

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Mission: Impossible II

Movie Outline.:
John Woo raises the action bar in this violent, romantic sequel to Brian De Palma's 1996 original. Tom Cruise is back as Ethan Hunt, this time battling wits with rogue IMF agent Sean Ambrose (Dougray Scott). Hunt is ordered to recruit Ambrose's former lover, Nyah Hall (Thandie Newton), to infiltrate his hideout. But